EVO Watcher Grian

Limited life clock

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Huey: I told Louie their ears flush when they lie. Dewy: Why? Huey: Look. Huey: Hey Louie! Do you love us? Louie, covering their ears: No. Dewy:

Huey: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Louie: * turning to Dewy* How tall are you?

Glomgold: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club. Louie: What club? Ma Beagle: The hating Louie club. Louie: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Webby: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Dewy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Scrouge: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Huey: You bought a taco? Dewy: Yes. Huey: From the same truck that hit Louie?! Dewy, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Huey: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Dewy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you. Louie: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Incorrect Ducktales quotes 2

DEWEY: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself would I be trapped forever in that position?

LOUIE: How am I supposed to know?

HUEY: You say that as if we don’t use you as a sores of knowledge on the ocult. LOUIE: … You wouldn’t be trapped.

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WEBBY: I think we’re missing something.

LOUIE: Teamwork?

HUEY: Cohesion?

DEWEY: A general sense of what we’re doing?——————————————————————————————————

HUEY: Are you sure this is the right way?

LOUIE: As sure as I am honest.

DEWEY: So that’s a no then.——————————————————————————————————

HUEY: Dewey I’m questioning your sanity.

LOUIE: I knew it was missing from the start.——————————————————————————————————