Latest Posts by confirmedcozy - Page 3

I’m going to have to kill my doctor… wwith my teeth.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

Kiss me, son of God

in retrospect i'm enjoying imagining the brainstorming meeting where they were like "our userbase is full of introverted, nervous, and annoying people doing parallel play, they all love bothering each other, but they also don't want to be overly familiar with strangers, let alone the people they've been hanging out with for literal years, how do we add enrichment to that antisocial social enclosure" and the correct answer was to let us socialize like a feral cat colony and nonverbally and impersonally yet lovingly smack each other lol

Logan trying to watch tv in peace; mission appears to be impossible. (Click on the image for higher quality)

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

Rip my grandpa’s chickens, you were wonderful companions for him, and had much better lives than their fellow flocks

I have zero clue what is going on in this image, but it is so striking that I must reblog. This post has wormed into my brain and it must be shared.

he did not have a brat summer

Crop of a drawing of Hades I'm doing. I AM VERY VERY HAPPY WITH IT SO FAR there will be a Tumblr vers and a Twitter version as well cause i'm coming to learn how y'all are anywho enjoy this crop!

white girl save me

reblog to scream at full volume about your chronic illness without actually moving

This sketch was supposed to be a reference for a monotype study, but I was not allowed to scan my pages.

But I think it still looks cute.

My body once every other month for some fucking reason

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

The funniest part of The Mandalorian is that Luke Skywalker, Bo-Katan Kryze, Ahsoka Tano, and Boba Fett all have a mutual friend.

me slinking over to fanfic.net like a depressed teenager visiting their lesser liked divorced parent

A few more very silly thoughts on the Ford is convinced the twins are his and Bills kids (Links here and here)

Ford finding more and more evidence like him looking at the smile-dip Mable are and the ingredients and being like 'No human would survive this' and listening to her Mabel's guide to and like '...Yep...yep she's Bill's... oh god gotta make sure to watch her when she actually use her powers she could destroy the timeline'

Him watching Dipper's guide to the unexplained and like 'yeah my kid...I would have totally done this'

Him hearing the names Bill called them 'shooting star' and just internally screaming. Him looking at Dipper 'What did Bill call you?' 'Oh pine tree' and Ford like oh ok that's not to bad and then seeing Dipper's birthmark and the internal screaming starts again.

Also him finding out bout Mabel's karaoke contest and love of karaoke and just getting flashbacks.

Ford:Stanley...

Stan:What Sixer?

Ford:...I am calling in twin bond I am going to say something and you are not allowed to judge me

Stan:...

Stan:Oh my fucking god what did you do?

Ford:...I may have remembered something and the twins...might not have been created just out of magic and more inthetradiaionalsense

Stan:YOUFUCKEDTHETRIANGLE?!?

favorite great-niece ❤️ (dudes, I’ll ask you for a repost because I tried very hard to see it and it was hard for me 🙏)

more relativity falls ft. my theory for how Mabel impersonates Dipper

nobody tweets like hozier...I love him so much

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

“we need more morally gray women in fiction” y’all couldn’t even handle rashta from the remarried empress.

Apparently the original post is now unrebloggable so here

Have more silly sketches. I thought about the possibility that Charlie might have been born unnaturally, for example, she was constructed like a puppet doll by her parents and they created her soul with their own powers(she has undertale soul type). Maybe Lilith and Lucifer took a very long time to collect her body and there were a lot of unsuccessful attempts, imagine a huge mountain of vessels and parts of Charlie’s body and the desperate faces of her parents, ahaha ohh

Today's Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR

I think they should make an animal that can phase through solid matter. And make it hostile