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this is how Cain killed Abel

Redoing poll due to poor wording

Deltarune Chapter 2 Spoilers

Okay so people probably already know about everything that went down in SnowGrave route and that whole deal with.... Berdly. About how Noelle supposedly kills him, and how it’s highly speculated that that kills him in the real world as well because of how he seems unresponsive after waking up. 

But I want to give just a spark of hope that he’s not actually dead yet (mostly for myself lmfao), and someone may have mentioned this already but oh well- 

Basically, as far as I’ve seen, the game doesn’t announce your victory after freezing Berdly. It doesn’t say “You won!”, doesn’t give you any money, doesn’t tell you Noelle got stronger, anything. 

She just says she wants to go home, walks away, and the battle ends right there.

So maybe. Just maybe he’s only frozen in place and that’s it or something? I saw from another tumblr post that Berdly could just be frozen in place in the Real World, unable to move, or he’s simply comatose, and I feel like this small detail could also support that. 

He’s not exactly dead, just... stuck, in a way. 

Then again, the info for SnowGrave does read “Fatal”, and when other enemies are frozen in place they’re basically dead and the victory text does appear for them but.... Maybe Noelle did something? Idk, I’m just trying to be hopeful, really hhhhhhh

(Unless i’m dumb and just completely missed seeing the victory text, but I’m like 99% sure it’s not there, correct me if I’m wrong lol, but if I’m not wrong I’d also love to hear your thoughts on all this, thanks for reading)

Has anyone else been getting a lot of ghost notifs recently?

Like a notification shows up in your activity and you check your activity feed but then tumblr's just like "whoops! ^_^ jk nothing to see here bestie <3"

dead dove, do not eat!

My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.

What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?

It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.

Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.

When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.

The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.

No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)

At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.

We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.

We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.

How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.

Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.

I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.

It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.

A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.

“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.

Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!

I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.

Every second is just another chance to get dick.

Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.

I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.

We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.

Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.

I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.

Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.

Listen. I have nothing to say to you.

We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.

It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.

Every fart is a chance to take with love.

We made a cry box.

Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.

Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.

Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.

You ever heard of Halloween?

The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.

Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.

A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.

It’s time.

This is several months old but like French speaking fruitcake man come on

10/10 best boss don’t even try me man