Hung Over? Heck No I'm Still Drunk From Last Night.

That near-meltdown point when you feel like you can kinda control it and you ask yourself "am i here to make a scene or am i here to silently die inside"

Love my commie boys ❤️‍🔥🥵🔥🚩🚩🚩

Decided my wall needed my favorite communist husbands

I am doing laundry at 3:45 AM and I'm a bit scared of myself

w e r e h o u s e

Two months ago, a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were entering your house; it missed and instead bit the door frame. Now, every full moon, your 1,800 sq ft, 2 bedroom, 2 bath home turns into an 800,000 sq ft Amazon storage facility.

l am writing differentIy - can you teII what l am doing? lt might be hard to teII from just Iooking. lf you put this in a word processor and change the font a bit, you wiII discover the truth.

the french contest at school didn’t work due to tech issues and kept saying “you are not allowed to take this course” and now I’m just sitting in the gazebo outside the library bc it’s raining and existentially pondering if I am, in fact, allowed to take french

Is this about ww2 or am I just hyperfixating

One of my favourite genres of supernatural horror media might be described as bear-poking horror.

Basically, it’s horror media where the supernatural threat is a known quantity. Everybody – or at least everybody who’s involved – knows what it is and what it does, and there’s a specific, known, easily avoided act that will incur its wrath. All that’s necessary for nobody to get eaten is for nobody to do that thing. Typically there isn’t even any benefit to doing the thing, so there’s literally no reason to do it.

However, in spite of all that, absolutely everyone is going to die, because some fucker went and poked the bear.

Why, oh why did they poke the bear.

fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap

Yep! The southwest of France says chocolatine. Also in QC, so it makes more sense for Americans to learn it as chocolatine. And it has less syllables...

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

I’m free. I’ve wanted to be independent for at least 14 years.

Wait, now what?