Hell Yes I'm Disagreeing With My Prof On This Partner Assignment.

it’s getting so hot they have to start making up new colors for heat on heat maps

Democrats and Republicans are completely cool letting you die so long as their corporate donations keep coming.

Is this about ww2 or am I just hyperfixating

One of my favourite genres of supernatural horror media might be described as bear-poking horror.

Basically, it’s horror media where the supernatural threat is a known quantity. Everybody – or at least everybody who’s involved – knows what it is and what it does, and there’s a specific, known, easily avoided act that will incur its wrath. All that’s necessary for nobody to get eaten is for nobody to do that thing. Typically there isn’t even any benefit to doing the thing, so there’s literally no reason to do it.

However, in spite of all that, absolutely everyone is going to die, because some fucker went and poked the bear.

Why, oh why did they poke the bear.

say chocolatine. it does not have this problem.

for the love of viennoiserie do not say chocolate croissant.

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

“how can you be a communist you’re an individual and like freedom”

*grabs megaphone*

democracy in the workplace is still democracy people

this is important

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

Part of detecting how drunk you are is detecting how much pain you're willing to go through to end your life. Of course, this depends on your typical sober mental state.

everything is a vibe if you try hard enough

Don't mind me I'm just wasting my time arguing about the USSR with one of those "my dad left communism to pursue the American dream" kids

1945/10 would bash fash again

w e r e h o u s e

Two months ago, a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were entering your house; it missed and instead bit the door frame. Now, every full moon, your 1,800 sq ft, 2 bedroom, 2 bath home turns into an 800,000 sq ft Amazon storage facility.