I Am A GOD And All Shall Bow Before Me

Dare I say, The Legend of Zelda?

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?

They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?

Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.

So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.

My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)

And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Bit ironic what came underneath this post

suspicious of any religion claiming humans should deny themselves enjoyment and earthly pleasures. like no every person I have ever met needs more of those actually

You know what, Link WOULD be a very good butt-scooter.

One of the most memorable dreams I ever had was when my family and I stopped at a hotel to spend the night on our trip to Kiawah Island. In the hotel room, I dreamt I was racing in Mario Kart 8 except everyone was not on karts and instead racing those nostalgic butt scooters from elementary school PE class.

For whatever reason I had this extreme rivalry with Link because Link was the absolute greatest butt scooter racer in all of Mario Kart. Link and I were half a lap ahead of everyone near the end of the race. I was frustrated but I tried my absolute best. When we were about to cross the finish line, I used up every last bit of energy I had and managed to beat Link. When I finished 1st, I yelled

“FUCK YES!”

so goddamn loudly that I ended up shouting it in real life, immediately waking everyone in my family up including myself. Everyone was wondering what the hell happened and I had to explain this very dream I just had to them.

OH MY HEART

Baby’s first steps!

Arcane 9/11 be like: "MR COUNCILOR, THEY HIT THE HEXAGON"

My best friend watched Dead Poets Society so many times on YouTube at school that our school has banned that one movie specifically. Some day, I hope to love something with that much passion, he's truly an inspiration to us all