Guys I’m Updating This Right Now. Stay Tuned For A Part Two With Updated Rankings And New Shockwaves!

Guys I’m updating this right now. Stay tuned for a part two with updated rankings and new shockwaves!

Rating Shockwaves based on how much I’d like them to take me on a date.

For experiment purposes of course-

Number 9.

Shockblast: Transformers Energon

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 1/10

Reasoning: He is very… destructive. He has a bad attitude and sounds like he just had 23 pounds of black tar heroin. I wouldn’t mind sitting down and getting to know him but, I don’t think I’d last 12 seconds around this emotional wreck of a mech.

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Number 8:

Shockwave: BayVerse: Dark of the Moon

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 3/10

Reasoning: I wouldn’t mind going out to dinner with him but if he brings his pet, I’m out of there. If he could speak more English instead of mumbling Cybertronian, we might get somewhere. He doesn’t look very cuddly so, I can’t see us vibing on the couch anytime soon.

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Number 7.

Shockwave; IDW Comics

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 3.5/10

Reasoning: Scary. I like bots like that but this is… scary on another level. In my opinion, he was one of the most fearful Shockwaves that I’ve seen. I’m sure he is a nice person deep down, but for now, I’ll just get a coffee with him.

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Number 6.

Shockwave; KnightVerse

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 4/10

Reasoning: We don’t know much about him, having only heard him speak once or maybe twice but, I will go on a date with him. Can I sit in his lap? Yes? Awesome. I think we would have an ok time, though it would be awkward. If it goes well, I’d go on a few more with him, and he does look better than BayVerse shockwave so, maybe we can cuddle?

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Number 5.

Shockwave; WFC

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 5.5/10

Reasoning: Hear me out. He seems like a cool guy. In the Show, you can see him flinching from Megatron quite a lot, making me thing he isn’t as ‘emotionless’ as he says in the show. I’d love to go out with him, and I think we would both have a great time.

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Number 4.

Shockwave; G1

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 7/10

Reasoning: Cuddle bug. He is such a dork and a dumbass, I love him so much. We would have a great time just going out and getting coffee or maybe going to the library. G1, if you see this, call me🥺.

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Number 3.

Shockwave; CyberVerse

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 8/10

Reasoning: Very angry man. I’d want to take him out to just let him get rid of some of that stress, like seriously. Poor fucking dude. I feel like he would have a lot of emotional issues so we would stay up late and watch the stars, venting to each other. He would love cuddles, but not around other people.

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Number 2.

Shockwave; Animated

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 10/10

Reasoning: HUMP ME, FUCK ME, DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE. I love him so much honestly. His little deer antlers 🥺🥺. Please take me on a date, or 2, or 40, or just marry me please? I love how he openly laughs in the show and how stupid he is. In a cute way of course.

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Number 1:

Shockwave; TFP

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 10/10

Reasoning: Do I really need to explain myself? Animated has the most emotional Shockwave but Prime has the most expressive one. I’d love to sit down with him somewhere and play with his little ear fins. I’d love to stay up late by his side and watch him work for hours on end.

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5 years ago

Can I request Piers, Milo, and Hop with a Heavily pregnant reader carrying twins and is very stubborn about people helping them

This was requested by this beautiful bean!!! I love this idea and this was just too cute to say no to!! I hope you enjoy!

Remember; requests are open!!

Hop!, Piers!, and Milo! With a very stubborn!; pregnant! S/O:

Hop:

This boy is concerned that you are up and running around when your due in a few days

“Maybe you should take a brea-” “I’m fine, I don’t need one, I have things to do”!

Tries convincing you to rest

He takes a few days off from the lab to make sure you aren’t overworking yourself

Pulls you away while your doing dishes and leads you to the couch to snuggle

You try pulling away

It doesn’t work as his Dubwool lays on top of you two

“Hoppy, I have things I need to get don-” “Shh, please babe, just. Rest.”

He pets your hair

You two end up sleeping for the whole day

Till- you wake up because your water broke

He wakes up and rushes you to the hospital, planning on staying with you the whole time

He even takes about 3 weeks off after your child is born just to make sure you don’t start working again

Piers:

Piers is always finding you jamming to the guitar with your pokemon during the night, making you lose sleep

He keeps pulling you away for bed since your due extremely soon

“Babe, its time to rest” “But Piers, I’m not tired”

“But the baby is”

He has to force you to sleep by lots of cuddles and a heated blanket on his couch in his apartment in Spikemuth

Team yell needs to keep an eye on you while Piers is at the gym so you’re not working or doing anything he said not to

You do it anyway of course

Team yell can’t do much about it except tell you to stop, which you didn’t

They tell Piers

For the next 4 weeks, he took his gym off and made Marnie take care of his work

Every day he keeps an eye on you and you two cuddle for hours every day

“Babe, it’s getting late, I should go and get some groceries for dinner” “Nope, nice try, I’m not stupid. You’re not leaving my sight, ill have the Grunts get it”

“But-” “Nope, don’t try”

You already know he will do his best to be the best father possible

Milo:

Farmboy will treat you right no doubt

You’re always trying to work with him in the field

That’s a big nope

I He would scoop you up and plant you down on the rocking chair on his porch

He would sit next to you and lay his head on your belly

I Sometimes he would wake up in his bed and you wouldn’t be there

He would freak out but find you working in the garden

“Babe! What are you doing! Oh, you shouldn’t be doing that! You might get hurt”!

“Milo I’m fine”! “I’m not risking it”!

He would cuddle with you while his Eldergloss would keep an eye on the fields so none of the wild pokemon would steal from the field

You two would just lay on the bed and let time fly bye till the moment comes

You’d be little spoon as he would wrap his big, strong arms around you

Get ready to receive little kisses on the back of the head and lots of “I love you so much hon”.

Once your water breaks, he is rushing you to the hospital in his big strong arms!

21 hours of labor later, you both have a beautiful set of twins

Once you got home he called all gym battles off

He wouldn’t go to the gym, he could just stay there and cuddle with you and his children till the end of time

Sooner or later though, he had to return to his duties, but you promised once your children where old enough, they could come to the battles


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3 years ago

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

4 years ago

E-Eyo 😳👉👈 t-this kinda cu-cute👀😳💕💜✨👉👈

Y’all better check it out😳👉👈✨💕👀🙈🤭

Longarm/Shockwavex[Human¡]Reader

Request by @coffee-cupps : What if you wrote some Longarm/Shockwave (mainly Longarm) x emo! Depressed! Reader (human)? Hahah jkjk...u-unless? 😳👀👉👈

Ps. Made it into a Hc cuz I wasn't sure how to make it work ,I hope u like it (:💖🙏

Warning: theme of depression,kidnapping at the end ,the author never met or seen an emo irl

Shockwave side : Let's say he mostly choose to hang out with you to kinda make himself less suspicious to everyone and You were a perfect choice ,you were calm and didn't bother to talk to anyone and had a good fashion sense for a human

You didn't actually have a choice if you wanted him as your guardian or anything he just kinda low-key took you and was like yeah this human is my friend yeah

Bumblebees was like woah cool and 100% annoyed him even more but hey at least he is doing his work without any worries

The downside of this cover up plan that he had to spend time with you a lot so you don't get suspicious of him and the more time he spent with you the more he noticed you might be a bit....Good for a human

Longarm side : well he is like the best bot to hang out with even you're 100% sure he is using you for something but you don't know what it is so you roll with him and hey at least you have a friend who kinda doesn't question you much when look tired af Or saying dark jokes about yourself or about your taste of music or choice of clothing

Or when you kinda don't talk to him for days or appear at the base for weeks ,or when look like you haven't showered or eaten for Days ,you are really grateful he just leave you alone most of the time actually,it's easier to kinda deal with things when you're alone not burdening anyone with your problems because who cares anyway

You relationship with him was mostly him and You hanging out around the team and him keeping you around whenever he need you ,you would talk and he would listen ,he never question you so you were okay of how things were going between the both of you

That's till one day he just snatched you outta of nowhere while you were walking home and took you to a wooden area away from ppl

You might have feared for your life if you actually cared much about it

" OKAY DUDE WHY THE FUCK YOU DID THAT????" You yelled at him as he put you on the ground and looked at you with....some sort of emotions in his optic you can't identify

" I have been doing a little bit of research on human behaviours lately " he told as he put his hand on his head

" and ??? What does it have to do with me?" You asked him clearly confused from where the sudden change of his behaviour

" when were you planning to tell me that you were-" "emo? Yeah I thought it was clear-" "NO not Emo that's clear as the sun , I meant to ask when were you going to tell me you have the illness that human call 'depression' ,it is a quite serious matter isn't it ? " he question you ,he is looking at you waiting for an answer

"Oh" shit he figured that out quicker than your parents oh fuck quickly you played the best excuse you can pull

" actually I am just sad sometimes that's all let's just..go hang out yeah? " you told him and You can hear him ex-vetnting Deeply

" we are not leaving till you speak the truth [y/n] '' he spoke clearly upset at you trying to lie to him about this

" Fine yeah you might be right Yeah what you will do now?tell me to suck it up or leave me because guess what I don't care " you said with the fake confident of yours that you put to shield yourself from the fact you are about to cry

Longarm tens up as his optics look at your teary eyes and he hug you ,you try to escape the hug but he hug you tightly ,and You let a son out then you cry ,For the first time since what felt years ,you cry your heart out and You speak about your worries and anxieties and he is patting your head awkwardly

" there....there...You know I'm here...for you....You don't need to keep all this to yourself..i am here for you...i will take care of you...you are never alone as long I am here " he tells you as he try to wipe your tears away but fail ,you smile at his attempt as you sniff

" thank-Thank you Dude..Ah...Thank you"you hug him tightly and he pause ,he mentally curse himself as he speak" no problem(y/n) that's what friends for after all '' he spoke as he felt as someone had his spark on fire

Well after that conversation in the woods your relationship become more wholesome vibes since he started to his care and loving side more to you and he almost always assured you that you're one the best thing he ever met

You both often spent time in the woods to talk about everything that bothered you and have moment of peace from everything

You both grew closer and closer and it was like a perfect fairy tale expect it was with a giant alien robot and a tiny human who had no care for this world

Everything was going great....

That's till you get the news from bumblebee that longarm was the spy they were looking for ,he was in fact not even Longarm ,he was some Bot named shockwave who took identity of longarm and was using you as a way to keep his cover

Your heart broke by that news,you knew it was too good to be true....You were such a fool ,you sat down as you kinda had the worst ugly crying of your life ,and bumblebee for once knew his humour won't light this up ,so he keeled next you and hugged you ,you were alone again...

And of course You didn't notice the red optic that was watching you and Bee from a distant......

Few weeks later after basically barely eating for days or taking care of yourself you decided to go for a walk to clear your mind so you walked and walked roll you reached the woods...and you kept walking,you were trying to clear your mind while listening to your favourite band....You thought to yourself how once these woods were the spot of having fun with him are now just a bitter reminder of the past...

" [Y/n] " you heard your name begin called....but you were alone...great depression and now haunting voices ,you ignored whatever the fuck was that and continued walking then you stopped dead I'm your track as you are now face to face with noun other than that BITCH*shockwave* his red optic is staring right at your soul "YOU MOTHERFUg-"

He cut you before you continue" [y/n] do not resist" he said before you got any chance to even realized why he said that ,he reached out for something that released gas and you suddenly felt sleepy...shit.and found yourself falling to the ground before you found yourself begin held by...him...You couldn't even tell him to screw off before you slipped to dream land

Finely shockwave ex-vented deeply as he held you closer to him and put his helm on your shoulder, he is going to make sure you are happy again ,he is going to take care of you just like promised

He is your friend after all

Right ?

I hope u liked it :D , I hope I did justice for you 💕💕😳 ,stay safe y'all and remember If Shock wave approaches you,Run ,Run for your dear life ,he doesn't understand personal space


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3 years ago

Boo. Happy Halloween. Subnautica filmatic mode is a fucking nightmare.


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1 year ago

The world is my oyster and I have a shellfish allergy


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2 years ago

May I ask a question?

You may.

Edit: you never asked the fucking question before you left.

4 years ago

Shockwave X Human! S/O! reader HC’s;

Requested by: Me!

I’ve been feeling super good lately so I have decided to write some cuddle HC’s for Shockwave U///w///U.

Requests are open! I will pick which requests I will do but you can submit something and I’ll see if I feel up for it! I’ll mainly be doing TFP Decepticons.

Keyword:

S/O= Significant Other

Cuddling headcannons:

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Let’s get something straight, Shockwave is so touch starved that it is almost sad.

If he has had a rough day, he will just walk into the lab, activate his holoform and would hug you from behind.

Sleeping together is a must for him✨ (not like that pErVeRt). He loves waking up with you in his strong arms.

His favorite position is spooning. He will mainly be big spoon but it depends on his mood. If it’s been a really bad day for him, he wants nothing more than for you to hold him tight and for you to let him know you are there.

Despite his extremely cold exterior, he loves to show you love! He will treat you with sweet kisses and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. He is easy to make blush and just by touching his little ear fins, he could be left a blushing mess. (I find his ear fins adorable because that’s how he shows his emotions-)

He will let you perch on his shoulder while he works, being mindful not to move to fast or else you could get hurt.

He has a problem with overworking himself so you often beg for him to get some sleep, which he would ignore till you get serious.

When he does give in, he would give you soft kisses on your lips while you would just hold his holoform close on the bed.

You two would almost always wake up together and he would have his legs wrapped around yours.

He isn’t a morning person surprisingly, and would often complain how it would be “Illogical” to get up at any time earlier than 9.

Overall, there is more than meets the eye to this mech. (Hahah I am funny)


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3 years ago
With Pleasure-

With pleasure-

Date a robot who is mourning their creator's death


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