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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUGHHHHHH

those words aren’t necessary miss kitty. you’re lucky you get ice cream at all.

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We are sorry to inform you that Furbies are now banned from the Cloud Recesses due to Senior Wei bringing one to life and giving it consciousness.

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

“May I sleep with you?”

“Mother, why have you forsaken me?”

Random Thought #21: I wonder how horrified Lan Wangji will be when Wei Wuxian starts more intentionally revealing things about how he was treated in his first life—things Lan Wangji wasn’t there to witness and wouldn’t have heard about secondhand like the particulars of his life with the Jiang, his life in the Burial mounds (first and second time), and his life on the streets—and Lan Wangji starts realizing that all the horrible things Wei Wuxian has let slip about his past treatment during the main story were in fact not jokes or false bravado.

FYI HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON IS A MASTERPIECE.