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i dont trust people who constantly shit on the sarawatine high five and now the patpran fist bump

y’all know people in relationships are allowed to be physically affectionate with each other beyond just making out? y’all know people in relationships are allowed to be friends as well as lovers? 

like sorry that you just want to fetishise mlm and see them kiss constantly on your screen without using any critical thinking skills, or try to scream that it’s actually homophobic that they didn’t get down right then and there but the rest of us who actually understand the nuance of relationships are smarter and cooler than you’ll ever be

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

Was Dan fucking with us when he said he thought microwave was an onomatopoeia? like in that really old Dan and Phil video. This is all I can think about this morning.

Microwave isn’t a fucking sound Daniel. You’re so smart, were you kidding?

SOOT PAWS SOOT PAWS MARNIE WENT IN THE FIREPLACE

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

Art by Yuming Li

the infinite chaotic space of the internet brought me THIS so i just COULDN’T