I Don’t Understand Why So Many People Only Ship Style Or Kyman

I don’t understand why so many people only ship style or kyman

It makes so much more sense to me that it’s a love triangle, and Kyle is stuck in the middle. Like both Stan and Cartman like Kyle, but Kyle is oblivious as fuck and doesn’t understand when they hit on him. I want it to end in heartbreak for all sides as Kyle doesn’t have romantic feelings for either of them. I want it to tear apart their friend group. I want Kenny getting to start hating Kyle because in his eyes, Kyle is the reason their friend group is splitting apart. I want Stan dating Wendy to make Kyle jealous. I want Cartman not knowing how to deal with his emotions. It’s bullshit that I don’t ever see this

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closetedparky

1 year ago

I actually managed to finish the drawing for kyman week!

Day one - First Sight

I can’t draw little children for the life of me, so enjoy Cartman watching Kyle play basketball

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closetedparky

1 year ago

pretty boy :)

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closetedparky

1 year ago

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closetedparky

1 year ago

Okay, hear me out here

South park… but Greek gods? Like, Cartman is Zeus and Aphrodite is Bebe and Athena is Wendy? Idk. I may make fanart

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closetedparky

7 months ago

This is different than the posts I usually make, but this is important. I haven’t posted in a while, and I know, but this needs to be said.

I walked into school today not knowing if I was going to live. I walked into school, and there was a kid with a weapon, targeting me. They found a note in his bag with my name on it and the name of one of my classmates. The reason why? I didn’t let him into a classroom during break after he called me slurs. Apparently, he has a history of harming people.

I’m terrified of going to school. I have been since we came back from COVID. And you want to know the real kicker? When I told the counsellor, my parents, my grandparents, they all told me to ‘get over it’ and ‘bad things happen’ and ‘I’m fine’. I feel crazy for thinking this is a big deal. I have to go to school tomorrow. He’ll be there tomorrow.

Please boost this. There’s something wrong with this world.

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closetedparky

1 year ago

not south park related but i remember sitting in church with my mtf friend (who didn’t know at the time) and we were talking about how we wished we could swap bodies.

i wonder why it took so long. it was right in my face

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closetedparky

1 year ago

I don’t understand why more people don’t headcanon stan as gender non-conforming. like i understand if you don’t want to, but remember that one episode where wendy and cartman both said they were trans and caused stan to have a gender identity problem. yes, there are multiple ways to interpret it. but i think it’s strange how we don’t interpret it as stan questioning his own gender identity.

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closetedparky

1 year ago

Sometimes I think

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closetedparky

1 year ago

Bone spaghetti.

i agree

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