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This sort of quality art is why I joined tumblr in the first place

**This comic contains SPOILERS from Professor Layton and the Unwound Future**

Clive Dove and his most amazing plans.

I want this more than anything

imagine the aph nations watching antiques roadshow and being like wait…shit…that was mine. how did those fuckers get that

hetcharacteroftheday, I don’t know if you’ve done anything similar to this already and if you have my apologies, but your blog is A+ and warrants a meme of solidarity.

Straight people and characters are not ‘boring’

Because their sexuality is not your entertainment.

When people complain about ‘fetishizing queerness,’ one of the arguments I always see is “LGBT+ people are not your entertainment.” Which is quite right. They’re not.

And by the same rule, straight people aren’t either.

These same people also say things like “Why be boring and straight when you can be not straight?” “Being straight must be so boring.” “Why do you want straight characters? They’re so boring!”

This shit, this shit right here, is what treats being LGBT+ like a fashion statement. Sexuality isn’t measured by it’s entertainment value. By calling straight people and characters boring, you’re saying that not being straight is more interesting. Trendy. Appealing. Entertaining. A person’s sexuality is not your entertainment. The entertainment value for characters is not in whether they’re straight or not. It’s in the story, and in having well-rounded characters with more than one defining trait. I see it said all the time that straight people shouldn’t treat queerness like it’s entertainment, well, guess what? Non-straight people shouldn’t, either.

~ Umbreon

THIS IS THE BEST DASH COINCIDENCE I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Long Distance Friendships: Games

We all find ourselves with a long distance friend eventually, whether because someone moved or it’s just easier for you to make friends online. The problem can be finding time to chat or, if you do find time, finding something to do. I have a lot of friends who live in other countries, so I’ve had time to hone my list of online games. These are games that are best accompanied with a Skype call! Please feel free to reblog this with more suggestions!

Pretend You’re Xyzzy > FREE; This is an online version of Cards Against Humanity. The games can be altered to fit your interests by choosing decks from cardcastgame.com

Agario > FREE; It is easiest to find your friends using the party mode. Have one person create a link, then share that link with everyone. Gang up on other players to climb to the top of the leader board

Minecraft > $27 USD; Minecraft is a great way to have a physical presence without actually being anywhere near your friends. Plus, you can build with each other and create other games within the game! I suggest looking into builds like Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play series

Board Game Online > FREE; This game is more mature and requires a lot of reading, but if you’re into board games and adventure, it’s worth looking into

Town of Salem > FREE; Town of Salem is a game known by many different names but has now been adapted for an online version. You may also know it as Werewolf. It can be difficult to get the hang of, so I would suggest reading the roles and these handy tips

Omegle > FREE; Omegle can be incredibly fun if used right. Decide on a mutual interest and try to find each other. You can attempt to find each other on cam, though be wary

The Jackbox Party Pack > $25 USD; Definitely worth the money. This pack gives you five games that test your trivia, your ability to lie successfully, and your artistic abilities. Also, check out Quiplash

FMK > FREE; Using a long list of names (be as aburd as possible), have a friend pick a number between one and ten. The first three multiples of that number and their corresponding names on the list are the people/characters/items that the player must choose to fuck, marry, or kill

Paranoia > FREE; Based on the post created on Tumblr. Using Skype, someone will private message a question. The answer must be said out loud in a call. Put 0 or 1 into RANDOM.ORG and, if it’s a 0, then the question remains a secret. If it’s a 1, the question is revealed.

@vitariesocks

Why did I do this. 

tHANK YOU 

@hetalia fandom

Stop sexualizing Sealand his human age is 12 wtf is wrong with you