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This is why I love twitter sometimes.

Welcome to the Tony Stark Cinematic Universe

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

“He kidnaps, she screams”: words associated with gender in Wikipedia plot descriptions

by variance_explained

loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny 

He’s the billionaire we asked for

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

My favorite whumpy/fluff MCU books for @clover-roseee cause it would get annoying if I messaged you all the links.

The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers

Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.

The Fondest Memories Are Made... When Gathered Around the Table by @marvelous-writer

A game of football with the team goes horribly wrong and Peter winds up breaking his nose.

Windy Webs by silentsaebyeok

And that was it. He was officially an idiot. Peter didn’t mean to be dramatic, but this was one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, even if there was no one around to witness the fall of the century.

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Peter goes web-slinging in dangerous weather and gets seriously injured. It doesn't help that he has to spend the whole summer living with the consequences.

Wild horses couldn't drag me away by @frostysunflowers

''The kid was still stretched out on the bench, covered in blankets with his head resting on the rolled-up leather of Steve’s jacket. The drugs coursing through him had lulled him into a dreamy state between asleep and awake, leaving him prone to fluctuating moments of lucidity and sleepiness.

They’d also made him clingy as hell.''

Queer Eye for the Cacti by silentsaebyeok

He bought one-hundred cacti on Amazon! Pepper was going to kill him!

What had possessed him to do such a thing? He never went on shopping sprees when drunk. That just wasn’t a Tony Stark type of thing to do. And in all honesty, he was astonished he even remembered the Amazon password.

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Tony makes an interesting purchase while drunk. What he doesn’t expect is for said purchase to bite him in the ass in the worst possible way.

Beanimia by @whumphoarder

While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break Peter’s nose.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man's super-healing decides to go on holiday the same weekend that he does.

AH MY SON

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What in thine fuck