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Tony: *rollerblading into Stephen’s office wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada* Stephen you’re not gonna fucking believe this!

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by hanjihyun

5 times Peter gave Tony a heart attack and one time he made it stop altogether.

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Where Peter is Tony’s biological child and the kid just can’t get enough of scaring his father.

Words: 2835, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Borrowed child

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Kid Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Hurt Peter Parker, Sick Peter, Sick Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Parent Tony Stark, Tony-centric, Protective Tony Stark, Peter Parker is Tony Stark’s Biological Child, 5+1 Things, Domestic Avengers, Pre-Iron Man 1, Baby Peter Parker

Got any fics celebrating Peter's birthday? :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER!!

On this blog, we ignore canon saying that Peter is technically ‘dead’ in the year 2019 and celebrate by reading some fluffy birthday fics!

ENJOY!

HBD Loser by forensicleaf

“Up and at ‘em, champ! Otherwise you’re not gonna have time to open your presents before school.” May wiggles her eyebrows.Presents?Peter feels a smile creep across his face, and May’s own widens in response. He’d almost forgotten.“Happy birthday, honey,” May says, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. Then she ruffles his hair, laughing as Peter rolls his eyes and pushes her away. “Now come on. I made breakfast.”

a very, merry unbirthday by ciaconnaa

“What’s all this, huh?” Peter asks. His eyes don’t leave the table as he wanders over to stand by where Tony is sitting, wrapping him in a gentle hug and pushing his head into his chest. Tony smiles before he tugs gently on the sleeve. Peter gets the message and leans down, allowing Tony to kiss his temple in greeting.“You threw me a birthday party,” Peter accuses, smile going all dopey.“An unbirthday party,” Morgan corrects. “Like in Alice in Wonderland. For all the ones you missed!”

birthday gifts by sapphire stark

“You didn’t have to get me a present, though. Really, you already do so much for me -” Peter started rambling, and Tony smiled inadvertently. “Yes, and I’m about to do even more - because I want to, kid. Really, Pete, we’ve had this talk before, haven’t we?” He reached across the lab table and ruffled Peter’s hair. “Hey!” Peter ducked away, laughing. “Okay, fine. As long as it’s not super expensive, or rare, or dangerous -” Tony’s eyes twinkled in suppressed laughter. God, that kid was too precious for this world.“…It’s all three, isn’t it?”

messy chocolate frosting by ImBadWithWords

Swing by the Tower after work, I’ve got some gear for you, the text reads. The phone buzzes again a second later. Happy b-day, squirt :). Peter smirks and stuffs it into his bag before his boss notices.

Young and Sweet, Only Seventeen by TheHotdagaIsTrueArt

It’s Peter’s birthday!

Surprises by xxx_cat_xxx

“What happened, kid?” Tony asks, stunned. Peter is pressing a rag against a wound on his ribcage, which seems to be the main source for the blood, but it’s all over his body, some drops have even made it to his hair. “I thought you went to sleep, not crime fighting!” -or- All Tony wanted was a peaceful night to work on Peter’s birthday gift. But his kids make sure that this doesn’t happen.

Remember this?

Well

It happened

LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!

by thecumberbinch

Flash Thompson is a bully; guilty as charged.

Flash Thompson is gay; guilty as charged.

Flash Thompson has a major crush on Peter Parker; guilty as charged.

Words: 4780, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Flash Thompson, Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Flash Thompson, Tony Stark & Flash Thompson

Additional Tags: Flash-Centric, Character Study, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobic Language, Flash Thompson Redemption, Character Development, mentions of attempted suicide/self harm, Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming, Pre-Spider-Man: Homecoming, mentions of coerced sex/rape

He doesn’t have Sasquatch, he has Bucky and one of his goats

bruce gets mad at thor one day and sends him on a wild goose chase like “go find my friend named Sasquatch he’s around eight feet tall and hairy you’ll know him when u see him” and while he gets a few hours of peace eventually he hears thor yelling ‘I found him bruce, it took a while, but I found him!’ and bruce is like uh

by toreelyn

It’s just another night in the lab. Then it’s a bloody mess and Tony doesn’t know how to make it better. Peter always says he’s okay, so why won’t he say it now?

Words: 2863, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Pre-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Protective Tony Stark, Stabbing, Blood, Bleeding Out, save peter parker

Democrats: alright we finally did it, Trumps been impeached. Time for a trial in the-

Republicans: lol yeah about that trial. It’s not gonna be fair or anything, we’ve already made up our minds and there’s gonna be like, 0 witnesses

Democrats: oh? Ok then. If that’s the case then I guess we’ll just hold on to these *pockets articles of impeachment*

Republicans: