lol wtf
matthew: sometimes i put my charging phone on my chest when i fall asleep to imitate the warmth of another person
therapist: is that a fucking polar bear
Scrolling through social media I now realize she got that from tik tok
My sister told me that if normal people have a touch of the tism, then I must’ve been molested by it and I don’t know how to feel about that
Pausing extrahistory, oversimplified, etc. videos to explain and further elaborate on history that the videos don’t cover while watching them with your family as an adult fulfils a deep seated need to be listened to that you just didn’t get as a child
Fuck last night me and her stupid STUPID ideas ugh
When you’re up at 2am knowing damn well that you have to be up at 7:30am for practice, but fuck that noise time to learn fake ID
Kiss you useless gays
two hopeless wrecks all alone at a college bar on christmas break, they might cheer up a little if they introduced themselves and kissed idk
Yay! I got it!!
I think you might just like watching adorable things being pampered. The Mathew obsession is starting to make sense
CLOCKED IT
My sister told me that if normal people have a touch of the tism, then I must’ve been molested by it and I don’t know how to feel about that
Guess I should post something original. Enjoy my hippie cardigan creation journey. I really shouldn’t have used this yarn though
I got asked by two Romanian women in their 40s/50s what church I attend because I don’t wear makeup and I was highly confused
I’m like 80% sure I broke my thumb