The GREAT And MIGHTY KEVIN!!!

So, I gotta ask. If I DIDN'T want her to eat me, she wouldn't, right?

And if I asked, "Dude, stop eating people," she'd be confused, like, "Why? They like it."

Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter. Our daughter. Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter.

Oh cool it’s normal then… wait why is this normal?

Many such cases

What the fuck is formaldehyde and why do I keep threatening people to drink it?

*Looks it up*

OOOOOOoooooh that doesn’t explain anything

okay... Yall know my content is pretty adult...

I've been seeing MLP content lately and I was like. " man I missed that era of cartoons where adult characters are made to be kid friendly."

so. I gave myself a challenge.

day one of trying to make a 100% kids friendly pg story that kids can watch and enjoy WITH OUT ANY ADULT HUMOR OR ANYTHING.

HERE WE GO.

Just made the most disgusting sound while eating a muffin. Life is going good

Okay now set her on fire :)

OK SHES DOOONNEEEE I kind of have to hold her like a wet cat but HEREEEEE!!!!!

I make her mask removable with Velcro so I can make more expressions for her

Drink acid, eat concrete, burn your skin with a high lumen flashlight, drive at 200 km per hour while blindfolded, loiter and fuck because your fucking immortal and the law has no bearing on the natural order

I feel nothing but utter disdain

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Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

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