Sebastian Michaelis With The Love Of His Life

Kuroshitsuji: Kishuku Gakkou-hen E01

Having feelings in this Chili's my car today about how Saiki definitely develops a huge soft spot for the sound of Akechi's voice.

Imagine being forced to listen to the thoughts of every angry, depressed, anxious, horny, and weird thoughts of hundreds of people constantly. And then finding out that you can tune into radio Akechi, whose thoughts and chatter are more than enough to drown everyone else out.

Instead of hearing a constant barrage of pettiness, prejudice, and stupidity, Saiki can listen to an almost infinite collection of random facts, interesting observations about the people and world around Akechi in the moment, the occasional affectionate thought about him in particular, and yeah, regular updates on Akechi's bladder status.

At its worst, Akechi's chatter is only benign and boring, and often when he knows Saiki is listening, he'll turn his thoughts to topics he knows Saiki has interest in.

It's like putting on noise-cancelling headphones and playing NPR in the background but the NPR hosts love you and spend half their time trying to entertain you specifically.

Not to mention how Akechi is smart enough to take care of himself, and fond enough of Saiki to keep an eye on his silly herd of friends for him.

Anyways the sound of Akechi's voice/thoughts makes Saiki relax and immediately drops his blood pressure. <3

You can put your hand in my enclosure, I would never bite you, me? You cannot be serious, just try it come on, give your hand, I'm normal and well adjusted, you have nothing to be scared of, just put your hand out, haha why are you being weird, your haaand please, I'm so normal, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleas-

😭💖

that’s his resting face btw

Nobody tells you that if you become an Akechi stan all your friends will start sending you every bit of piss related content they come across.

Happy Christmas🎄✨️

🖌 by me X @leopikapun

he is NOT beating the magical princess allegations 💯

I think a detail of Kaidou's character that isn't talked about nearly enough is that he's actually a huge dick

He tends to make fun of certain people around him, probably to boost his own ego/complex. ESPECIALLY with Nendou. Like, Nendou will literally be sitting in silence, and Kaidou with instigate and tease and borderline bully him completely unprompted.

Like, idk, I feel like Kaidou gets the "baby boy that can do no wrong" treatment a lot, but no he's an asshole actually

I think one of the funniest parts of the light novels for me was also Kaido accidentally almost causing his own murder at the hands of his own best friend.

Like it wasn't only him deadass looking like a whole cultist in a goddamn abandoned building and doing a dramatic speech, it was him putting up a poster that said Dark Reunion (technically anti Dark Reunion but Kuboyasu sure didn't stop to process that completely LMAO) and since he repeats it so much, getting Kuboyasu to think "oh, god, this is that thing Shun mentions a lot, this means this is one of those evil guys™️ he's always talking about, I better take them out".

And then his. fucking toy gun 😭 making Kuboyasu feel genuinely threatened.

It's even funnier neither of them even realized it was the other right there. I hope they find out years down the line and go "THAT WAS YOU?"