IM DEEEEEEPPPP INTO MY EDDSWORLD PHASE--

alenoah

Patience my dear friend!🫶✨️

we NEEDDDDD more lee! SCM an ler! Guy Business ficsssss >:3 /not forcing

As you wish, dear!

NOT AGAIN!!

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--Suction Cup Man!! It isn't the weekend!! Guess he forgot about what happens...--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|

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There goes that Suction Cup Man again! Climbing up Guy Business's tower on a THURSDAY!! The audacity! This happened three weeks ago! Guy Business SURE thought he knocked some sense into that little brain of Suction Cup Man's! Here we go again...

"HEY!!! The FUCK is with you and MY tower?!" Guy Business opened up the window in front of him and pointed at the culprit. "Oh, puh-LEASE! You're the only person I can get a reaction out of! Penny looked too sensitive and concerned last time me and her met anyway." Suction Cup Man explained in defense, shrugging. "You mean that time when you became Penis Man?" Guy Business crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "We--..." Suction Cup Man started before fumbling over his words. He eventually gave up trying to find an excuse and just whined and rolled his eyes. "O-Oh, fuck you!" "No! Fuck YOU!!" "And fuck you RIGHT. BACK. you fucking grandpa!!"

Guy Business gasped before stomping his foot. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Guy Business clenched his fists and glared at SCM. "No! Make me!" "Don't you DARE challenge me, you suck up!" "Now that--... sounded a little kinky." SCM stated, his arms falling to his sides as Guy Business and him made an awkward eye contact

There was a pause.

An extremely.

Long.

Pause.

"...Bitch what?" Guy Business finally broke the silence in a very concerned tone. Suction Cup Man grumbled slightly "I--... I mean it did! Didn't you hear yourself when you said SUCK?? I mean... like..." Suction Cup Man did weird hand motions that just made Guy Business more pissed off. "You say suck all the time! Especially because of your..." Guy Business cut himself off, trying to think "y-your... um... i-idiotic... gay... s-suction cups!!" That was an absolute HORRIBLE insult. Yet, Suction Cup Man took it offensive and gasped, putting his hand on his heart "OH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" "No!" Suction Cup Man scoffed. Oh wait, he knew how to piss Guy Business off more! Let's see how far this can go...

"Hey, I wrote ya a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, pulling out a guitar. "OH... NOT AGA--... ... where the fuck do you even get those?" Guy Business asked, genuinely confused. Suction Cup Man just rolled his eyes before clearing his throat. "It goes a little something like this..." Suction Cup Man inhaled...

"*Guitar Strings* You're a bitch!"

"Oh, not another one of your so--" Guy Business's sentence got cut off by more guitar playing.

"Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIIITCH!!! *Harmonica Solo*" Suction Cup Man sang before flipping off Guy Business

"W-....Where did you even--" Guy Business shook his head, getting his mind out of the topic "Ugh! Doesn't matter! I'm getting TIRED of your bullshit!!" "Still out of window cleaners?" "I--... no!"

"...Really now?"

"Okay, fine. I am. B-But that doesn't mean you can just c-climb my tower because of it!!" Guy Business stuttered, crossing his arms. "Pff, lame-o!" Suction Cup Man laughed. "Stop laughing you fucking twit!!" "Pff! Make me!"

"OH YOU FUCKIN LITTL--..." Guy Business took a minute. Oh, wait... yes... that's it... Guy Business chuckled darkly, catching the annoying ones attention. "Well then..." Guy Business smiled sinisterly, closing the window. Suction Cup Man gulped slightly. "Wh... wha?... ugh... what is he--" He got caught off by the window next to him opening and being grabbed by the shirt "SURPRISE ASSHOLE!!" Suction Cup Man got pulled in the building, the window slamming shut as Guy Business pushed/pinned SCM to the wall "Hello, again!" Guy Business said innocently

Suction Cup Man squirmed a little. "Wh-What kind of gay shit is this?!" Suction Cup Man struggled as Guy Business sighed in annoyance. "For the last time, I'm not gay. You're just a kinky fuck." Guy Business smirked at Suction Cup Man's offended face "N-Nuh uh!" Suction Cup Man huffed as Guy Business chuckled, a bit more lightly now. "So, remember the last time this happened?" "No?" "Thought so." Guy Business sighed. "Need me to re-jog your memory?" "NO--" Suction Cup Man tried to push Guy Business away from him, but no luck. Even if he didn't know what it was, that doesn't mean he should trust it! "Here... lemme just..." Guy Business said softly, poking Suction Cup Man's belly. "EEP--" Suction Cup Man squeaked, covering his belly. Oh, wait... that's what happened. "W-wait... c-come on, man! You--... you know it was a--..." Suction Cup Man gulped as he saw Guy Business's menacing grin "...j-joke..." He squeaked and melted down as Guy Business wiggled his fingers

"Wait-- wait-- wait wait WAIT!!!--"

And the room was full of bubbly child-like laughter.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! N-NOT AGAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIN!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man tried to pry Guy Business's hands off of his hips but to no avail. "Nope! You asked for this! I'm very surprised you forgot about this~" Guy Business chuckled, digging his thumbs into Suction Cup Man's hips, earning a shriek. "EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEK!! O-OH COHOHOHOHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHOHON!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man snorted and just buried his face into Guy Business's chest to muffle his loud laughter, making Guy Business chuckle. "D'awwww.... is someone flustered?~~" He teased, shooting his hands up to Suction Cup Man's underarms. "EEP-- SH-SHIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! GOHOHOHOHOD DAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHERE!! *hic*" Tears poked out of the corners of SCM's eyes, his face redder than a shiny apple! "You're SUCH a child, huh?" "NOHOHOHO I'M NOHOHOHOHOHT!! *snort* AH FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man couldn't even speak clearly at this point! He just kept his face buried into Guy Business's chest and laughing uncontrollably as tears rolled down his cheeks. "Y'know..." Guy Business started, squeezing down to Suction Cup Man's ribs. "I haven't heard a stop yet~" Oh, WHY did he have to mention that?! His face was already a shiny red tomato!! It just got REDDER if that was even POSSIBLE!! "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, SHUT YOUR M-MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUTH!! *squeal*" his reaction just made Guy Business chuckle slightly. "Admit it. You like this~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T!! *hic*" "Oh? You don't, you say? Sighhh... guess we're gonna be here a while, h u h?" Guy Business squeezed Suction Cup Man's belly and sides, making it worse. "SHIHIHIHIT! OH NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man squealed and clung onto Guy Business for support to NOT fall down. "Well? Are you gonna admit it?" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" "Alrighty then!"

Literally 5 Minutes Later

"OKAY! OKAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!! I LIKE THIS!! I LIHIHIHIHIKE THIHIHIHIHIS!! JUHUHUHUHUST STOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP BEING AN AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!!" Guy Business chuckled. "Alright, alright!" Guy Business stopped, holding onto Guy Business so he didn't tip over. "You okay?" Guy Business asked as Suction Cup Man didn't answer for a moment. "Hehehe... *huff* y-yeheheah... yeah... I--... ihihim fihihihine... ehehehe..." SCM took a big inhale than every long exhale before clearing his throat and standing up straight

"Asshole." "Twat." Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes, crossing his arms like a baby. "Learned your lesson?" Guy Business asked, opening the previous slammed window. "Mhm..." Suction Cup Man packed up his things and flew out of the window with his parachute.

As Guy Business was about to close his window, GENTLY this time, he heard Suction Cup Man singing his "You're A Bitch" song in the far distance. All he could do was let out a breathlessly chuckle and gently close the window

What another eventful day.

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Heyo! I'm feeling better, thank god--

Once I get home, I'll be posting a fic, I do indeed promise! I feel better today!<3

Giggles because I finished my writing for that South Park x Coraline AU!

Posting it on my third blog;)

I haven't seen the full Poppy Playtime Chapter yet... ik yell at me ahhhh

But I've seen it up to the commercial so like...

Listening to this banger on repeat

FUCK IT

W H Y N O T

"GrEgOrY iS oN tHe KeYbOaRd D:"

Context - I took this two years ago in Florida while visiting my father, and I glitched in the game and I was stuck😭

(I was laughing while in misery cuz I didn't know what to do💀)

...Lee

*runs*

AHALI😭

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