1 Year Anniversary, Whaaaaattt!!!

Merry Christmas!!! 🎁🎄❤️

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Merry Christmas, Sunflower!<3

One Hell of a Laugh!

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--Looks like Suction Cup Man's in hell! Can he survive Satan's wrath? Or will his annoying attitude get him demolished?--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Satan|

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"FUCK THE HIGHWAY!! YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN!! LOOK AT ME G--"

Famous last words. Suction Cup Man got hit by a car, then got hit by another car, then was set on fire. Guy Business gulped and closed the window to his building.

Suction Cup Man fell through a red portal and onto the hard rocks below. He groaned and blinked, not being able to see properly. He shook his head and fluttered his eyes all the way open. His eyes widened as he saw fire, smoke, red rocks, and a wall behind him. He spun around, observing everything. He heard a low growl from behind him. He stiffened and slowly turned around. Satan himself... was standing right behind him.

"Greetings sinful o--"

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!--" Suction Cup Man raised his voice, his eyes darting around. He was more confused than scared. "Uh-... you're in hell--... tha... that's so obvious wha..." Satan mumbled to himself, pinching the bridge to his nose. He huffed and cleared his throat, straightening his posture.

"Greetings, sinful one! Welcome to your EnTERNAL damnation!"

"Oh, LORD!"

"For your MANY... many... misdeeds, you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a THOUSAND lives!"

"Oh GOD!"

"We shall begin with 100 years in the pit of FIRE!!"

"OH JESUS!!"

"O-Okay..., can you stop with all the... 'God Talk' we... we don't do that here." Satan muttered, crossing his arms, his intimidating manner disappearing quickly. "Well, excuuuuuuse me, beardo! It's not like I CHOSE to be here!" Suction Cup Man said, offended.

"ENOUGH!"

Suction Cup Man felt the ground shake under him as tiny rocks fell from the sky (and / or ceiling). "Woah, hey! Watch where you're screamin'!" SCM put his hands on his hips, annoyed.

"I--..." Satan sighed and inhaled.

"Bow before me, HEATHEN, and face your punishme--"

"HEY! What's that??" Suction Cup Man pointed upward. Satan raised an eyebrow and looked up to where Suction Cup Man was pointing. "That is the gateway from which the sinful arrive." Satan explained, looking down at Suction Cup Man. "It don't look like a gateway!" "But... but it is..." "It looks like portal! A red milk portal!" Suction Cup Man raised and shook his hands in the air with a smile on his face. "...I-... I'm sorry... red milk?.. Did... do you mean... Strawberry Milk?" Satan asked, genuinely confused. "Oh yeah! Strawberry Milk! Ye-Yeah, that!" Suction Cup Man, put his hands on his hips, proud of himself. "I thought Strawberry Milk was pink..." "Well you're clearly color blind!" "I- NUH UH!!" Satan huffed. "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh u--"

A person fell from the portal, screaming as he landed on his face in front of Suction Cup Man. SCM shrieked and jumped back. "...Well people have no manners these days..." Suction Cup Man grumbled, crossing his arms and looking away. "Hi, welcome to Hell. Enjoy your punishment." Satan said, waving his hand a little as the guy responded by running off and crying. Suction Cup Man took note from where the guy fell and looked up at the gateway. He thought for a moment before speaking "What happens if I go back through it?" "Go back through what?" "Y'know, the Strawberry Milk portal!" Suction Cup Man bounced a little, being impatient. "Oh... pff, hah! No one can return to the land of the living!" "Not EVEN if I go back through it?" Suction Cup Man asked, doing a shrugging motion with his arms. "We-Well... you can't do that." "Why not?" Satan stayed silent as he looked around before looking back down at the human. "...You're not supposed to..." "Well FUCK that!" "Excuse me--" "I can do what I want! I'm Suction Cup Man!" Suction Cup Man huffed, pulling out his suction cups, and climbing the wall that was behind him. "Wha-- HEY!!" Satan shot yellow (golden?) lasers from his eyes above Suction Cup Man's head. He screamed and fell down to the ground and on his ass. Satan growled and disintegrated the suction cups to dust. Suction Cup Man's mouth hung open in horror before looking at Satan. "The FUCK was that for?!" Suction Cup Man got up and dusted himself off, turning around to fully look at him. Satan growled lowly before speaking.

"YOU have no choice in this matter! You WILL face your punishments accordingly to PAY FOR YOur--..."

Satan was so lost in his words, that he didn't even notice until now that Suction Cup Man was climbing the wall AGAIN. "What are you doing?.." Satan asked, getting more pissed off by the second. "Got bored, FUCK you, I'm leaving!" Suction Cup Man said, climbing up the wall with his suction cups. "I-... get off that WALL!!" Satan screamed, getting extremely pissed off. "Make me, gaint ketchup bottle!" Suction Cup Man remarked back. Satan blinked and turned to his mirror as his reflection turned into an, indeed, giant ketchup bottle.

"*GASP* How DARE you speak to me in this manner! I am the Prince of DARKNESS! The harbinger of ALL that is EVIL!! You are in MY realm! You WILL bow to me or face the consequences!"

"...FUCK YOU! Look at me GO!!" Suction Cup Man ignored Satan's threats as he climbed further up the wall. Satan growled in annoyance. He was about to respond with violence again, but he stopped. He paused for a second before snapping out of his thoughts. If it worked in the living world... it'll work here. Suction Cup Man felt himself being levitated away from his suction cups. "WOAH, SHIT!!" He squirmed around in the energy that was lifting him up in the air. Then he felt himself falling onto the ground, face first. He groaned and got on his knees, looking up in pain. And literally almost jumped out of his skin when he saw Satan's face in front of his. "Fuck man, what the--" before Suction Cup Man could finish, he felt himself being scooped up into Satan's hand as now he was (sorta) eye-level with him. "...What the hell are you doing?" Suction Cup Man asked, scooting away a little. "Just a little... experiment..." Satan said calmly. "Huh?" Suction Cup Man mumbled in confusion. He saw Satan's claw lift his shirt up a little. "...H-Hey-- what are you..." he felt himself shake a little. "Just giving you one hell of a punishment..." then, he felt Satan's claw lightly circle around his belly button. Ah, shi--

"PFF-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! H-HEHEHEHEHEY!! WHAT THE FUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHACK?! *hic* OOHOOHOHOHOHOH NOOHOHOHOHOHO! *snort*" Suction Cup Man tried to push Satan's hand off, but in this state, he couldn't do anything. "Awh, I guess you got even MORE ticklish after that weird old guy tickled you." When Satan brought up Guy Business into the story, one of Suction Cup Man's eyes shot open. "YOU-- YOU KNOHOHOHOW ABOUT THAHAHAHAT!? *squeal* AHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man kicked his legs a little. "Yup. I know plenty!" Satan said, smugly. Suction Cup Man just slammed his eyes shut so he didn't have to see that stupid smirk on Satan's face. "But, aren't you a grown man? Or are you a ticklish little boy inside a grown man's body?" "NOHOHOHO SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP! *snort*" "Such a snorter!" "F-FUHUHUCK YOU!! *hic*" he squirmed under Satan's claw. "Just stay stillllll~" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" Suction Cup Man refused. He shrieked when he felt the claw lightly tickle under his underarm. "EEK-- N-NOOHOHOHOHOHO!! OH, YOU AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!! *hic*" he covered his face with his hands, kicking his legs more now. Satan lightly squished Suction Cup Man's belly. "*squeal* NOHOHOHO!! *snort* JEHEHEHEHESUS CHRIHIHIHIHIST!! AHAHAHAHAWH NOOOHOHOHOHO!!" "No? No, what? Dohon't squish your belly?~" Satan chuckled a little at Suction Cup Man's reaction. "DOHOHOHOHON'T CAHAHAHAHALL IT THAHAHAHAT!!" "Pff, what? Belly? You get embarrassed by the word belly? What about tickle? Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle... Tickle~" Satan teased, watching Suction Cup Man's face get even more red. "SHIHIHIHIHIT!! I HAHAHAHATE YOU!! JUST SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUP!!" "Y'know, you've HARDLY asked me to stop..." Satan pointed out, grinning. "...I think you may like this~" "I DOHOHOHOHON'T!! I DON'T AT AHAHAHAHAHALL!! YOU'RE SO MEEHEHEHEHEHEAN!!" "That's kinda the point, pal." Satan lightly traced his claw up and down SCM's ribs. "*snort* NOHOHO!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! OHOHON ALL THAT IS F-FUCKING H-HOOOHOHOHOHOHOLY STAAAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *hic*" "HOLY?! Aw, we talked about this heaven/God Talk, BUD!!" Satan inhaled deeply and blew a small yet big raspberry on Suction Cup Man's stomach. And he fuckin' SCREEEAMED. "AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHO-- W-WAHAHAHAHAIT!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man felt tears starting to fall down his cheeks slightly. "I think you took this well enough." Satan said, stopping and putting Suction Cup Man back on his suction cups.

Suction Cup Man panted and huffed, holding onto his suction cups for dear LIFE. "You... ehevil... mother... hehe-- f-fuhucker..." He shook his body a little to get the ghost tickles off. "That's why I'm the Prince of Darkness!" Satan said proudly, putting his hands on his hips with a grin. "Yeah, yeah... oh! Also! I wrote cha a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, looking over at Devil with a big smile. "...You did?" "Yep! And it goes a little somethin' like this..." He pulled out his guitar and played it once, inhaled, and...

"Go eat a dick! That's right, go eat a dick! Go eat a dick, dick, dick! Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick!" Suction Cup Man sang, playing his guitar and climbing all the way up, dodging every powerful gust of yellow/golden power ball shot at him. "*Harmonica Noises*" Suction Cup Man jumped into the portal and escaped Hell.

"...You eat a dick, you..." Satan grumbled as he stormed away from that spot, pouting.

"I TRIED to warn him he was drifting towards the highway--" Guy Business explained to the cops. "--but he passed it off by saying something like... "Fuck The Highway, You Can't Kill Suction Cup Man." Guy Business said, shrugging. The people in the back looked concerned as they saw the white sheet move, and saw Suction Cup Man pop out from under. "And also, "Look At Me Go!" at the end there!" Suction Cup Man added, smiling. "Right, he also said "Look At Me g-..." Guy Business's voice trailed off as his eyes widened. "SHIT!!"

Suction Cup Man sat up and walked over to the three. "Officer, arrest this man for attempted murder!" Suction Cup Man said, pointing at Guy Business before putting his hands on his hips. "We know who you are... and we're not doing that." Paul Ease, statted, raising an eyebrow. "Fair enough. Same time next week, business dummy?" Suction Cup Man asked with a smile on his face. "Go to hell." Guy Business responded, coldly. "Trust me, never going there again..." "Wha--" before Guy Business could answer, he shrieked when Suction Cup Man poked his stomach and ran off, jumping off the bridge, gliding through the air with another parachute.

❤️End🤍

A Blessing Touch

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--Lovey Dovey tickles with our favorite silly!!--

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|Lees - You (Y/N) & Jesús Cristo -- Lers - Jesús Cristo & You (Y/N)|

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Requested by @mimifan300!:) Here's your fic, sunflower!

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Ships Included - GN!Y/N x Jesús Cristo

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"Fffffuhuhucking hehehell! J-Jesúhúhúhúhúss!! Stahahahap!" You squealed and giggled as your loving little boyfriend, Jesús Cristo, gently tickled your sides playfully

"Awh, but whyyyy?~ I like your giggles!" Jesús Cristo chuckled, nuzzling your neck softly from behind

"Naha! You jeheherk!" You squirmed, covering your mouth to muffle up your giggles

"Me? A jerk? I take offense to that mi amor~" Jesús chuckled, squeezing your sides

"*squeak* Fuhuhuhuck ohohohohoff!!"

"I don't think I willlll~" He smiled, squishing your belly

"Cuuuhuhuhuhut it ohohohohout!!"

"I mean... you aren't making an effort to get me to stoppp~"

"I swehehehear to Gohohohohohod!--"

"You must WANT me to tickle you~"

"I wihihihill smack yohohou, you prihihihihihick!"

"SO much insults for such a ticklish person, no?~" Jesús teased with a (cute) grin.

"I hahahahate you!!"

"Awh, I love you too!"

"Nooohoho!"

"No? No what, silly? You don't love me?~"

"Hahahardly!"

He gasped in fake offense "Y/N! I'm offended! Hmph! I'm done bein' nice." He huffed and blew a raspberry on the side of your neck

"BWAHAHAHA!! NAHAHAHAHAHO!!" You screeched squirming like a maniac at this point

"Take. It. Back!" He blew another raspberry

"OKAY!! OHOHOKAY! I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAHAHAHAHAKE IT BAHAHAHACK!!"

He finally stopped, letting you breathe.

"*Huff* you... *huff* bahastard--" You panted, lying down on your back on the bed.

"Sorry, not sorry, amor!" He giggled innocently

You sat up and glared at him "You little..."

You pulled him closer, squeezing his belly

"WAHAHAHAhahahait!!-- Y-Y/N noooOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!!"

"Apologize, ya lil shit!"

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ZEUS‼️‼️‼️‼️

(No disrespect to any religion out there)

Look at him and tell me he wouldn't curse like a sailor when mad/upset

moonshell

They are cute:)

Movie Night Day 2!

Watching Paranormal Activey:)

Please don't ignore Ali

It was a joke, lol/nothing against u

‼️NOT A SHIP‼️

When someone asks me what makes me cry in Aladdin...

It's not when Aladdin got booted out of Agrabah, not when we thought Aladdin was gonna be beheaded, not when he almost died, ect ect...

NO ITS THIS FUCKING MOMENT

I MEAN COME. ONNNNN!!!!!!

It had no reason to be that adorable and emotional. They're such dad and son, bro:(

Nice try, Sunflower!<3

Once my requests are open again, I'll gladly do it for you!!🫶

hi!!, may I req ler Devan the handler, and you choose lee

Yesss!! Here ya go, my friend!!!<3

Snorty Flower

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--Damn Devon... you're a little jerk!--

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|Lee - Dandy -- Lers - Pebble & Devan|

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FT - Veronica, Sharon, Austin, Sam, Astro, Sprout, Shelly, & Vee

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Mentioned - Ginger, Cosmo, Devon's daughter

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Devan was talking with the other toon handlers, chilling on a bench under a tree while Dandy played with his friends. "So, how's Vee been?" Devan asked, eating a churro. "Oh, she's been... cocky as ever." Veronica laughed nervously, rubbing the back of her neck. Austin rolled his eyes a little. "At least your toon actually talks to you..." he huffed, pouting a bit. "Awh, ease up there, Austin! I'm sure Astro likes you!" Sharon smiled. Sam snorted. "Yeah. If avoiding Austin is a form of liking." "Okay-- I am not that bad!" He scoffed, lightly smacking Sam's shoulder. "Ow-! Hey, it's the truth!" They narrowed their eyes at Austin, rubbing their shoulder lightly. "Jesus... ease it up, won't ya?" Devan rolled his eyes as Veronica took a bite of her sandwich. "Do you guys always have to fight?.." She asked, gulping down the chunk of food in her mouth. "Yes!" Sam and Austin glared at Veronica. She let out a little whine and started to sink under the table. "What-- you two, behave! You. Get up!" She forced Veronica back on the bench. "...This is weird." Devan mumbled. Austin perked up, looking at his friend. "What is?" He asked as everyone else turned to look at him. "I don't know... it's just that-- we're the complete opposites of our toons, y'know? Veronica is... humble, Sharon is more cocky than anything... Austin is a confident little brat... and Sam is rude to everybody. Not to mention-- Sprout and Astro get along great. Sam and Austin don't... you get what I'm going at?" Everyone paused for a moment. Sam let out a low whistle "That went south really quick..." Sam laughed a little, everyone chuckling along somewhat.

Meanwhile...

"Gooo, get it, Pebble!!" Dandy threw a stick as Pebble barked and ran off to go fetch it. Astro was sitting on the grass with Sprout, making little bracelets. "How are you and Cosmo doing?.." he asked, holding his blanket around him tightly. "Hm? Oh! Cosmo is doing great! Kinda sad about his cousin being gone until December, but other than that-- great!" Sprout grinned, slipping on charms on the wire. "That's good... haven't talked to him in a little." He smiled softly, his magic slipping a little star charm on the string. "Okay! Okay! I got this one.... uhhh..." Shelly thought for a moment as Vee just laughed. "It's not rocket science. Just tell me... how many species of dinosaurs were there?" She asked with a grin. "U-Umm... Oh! 701?" Vee made a beep sound with a big X on her screen. "Errr! Wrong! So close, though! There's 700." The X disappeared as she laughed at Shelly's shocked face. "Okay, well... my pride is definitely ruined..." Shelly muttered with a short laugh at the end. "Aww, good boy, Pebble!!" Dandy kneeled down, petting his pet rock, who returned with the stick in his mouth. "Woah-!" Dandy fell backwards on his back when Pebble jumped up on him, licking his face. "Pfft-- Pehebble!!" Dandy giggled, trying his best to block his face. Sprout snorted. "Got a little dog trouble, huh?" He helped Dandy, picking Pebble up off of him. "Awh, what a rascal!" Shelly ruffled Pebble's head as he just let out a little "Arf!"

"Hm... what time is it?" Austin asked, looking at Sharon. Sharon blinked before looking at her pocket watch. "Geez! Already 4 PM? I thought it was only 9AM!" She scoffed, her eyes widening. "Time does go by in summer." Sam laughed, standing up and dusting their pants off. "Sprout! C'mon, inside!" Sam waved their hand over, catching Sprouts attention. "Dang... guess we gotta go inside. Coming, Sam!" Sprout collected his belongings, waving to his friends goodbye and rubbing over to Sam, who brought him inside. Vee reluctantly walked to Veronica, Shelly to Sharon, and Astro to Austin, who brought them inside. "Alright, you two! C'mon." Devan stood up, cracking his back. "Awh... c'mon, Dev! A few more minutes? Pretty pleeeeaaassseee?" He whined, giving Devan puppy dog eyes. "...Dandicus..." he warned. "Pleaseee? Just like... ten more minutes! It won't hurt, right? Pretty pleaseeee?" He begged more. Pebble, not knowing what was happening, just gave Devan puppy eyes as well. "...Christ-- okay, okay! Just quit it with the eyes!.. I feel attacked!" He scoffed, crossing his arms. Dandy smiled, grabbing the stick. "Yesss!! Thank you! Go on, Pebble, fetch boy!" He threw the stick, Pebble immediately going to fetch it. Devan sighed and sat on the grass next to the standing Toon. "...So, what's it like having a dog?" He asked. Dandy laughed. "Awesome! I get to give him treats, cuddles-- I have somebody to always play with!" He bounced in place a little. Devan smiled a little. He was starring to grow... fond of his toon. "Hm... must be nice, huh? Having somebody to spend time with..." he hummed in thought. "Yu-- WAHH!!" Dandy fell backward, again, as Pebble pounced on him, licking his cheek again.

"Gaha-! Noho! Not agahahahaian!!" Dandy squealed, holding Pebble as his legs kicked a little. Devan blinked. "Huh... didn't know toons could be ticklish." He looked at the two. "Ehehe! We cahahan-- bahahahaha! D-Dehehehehevan, hehehehehelp!!" He giggled, tossing his head from side to side. Devan snorted, "This is... something new, indeed." Devan lightly poked Dandy's side, making him squeal. "Nohoho!!- Dohohohon't tihihihihickle mehehe!!" Devan chuckled "Why not? You seem to very much enjoy it..." Devan teased, his finger lightly scratching at Dandy's belly. "NAHA-! NohohoHOHOHOHO!! DEHEHEHEHEV!!" He squeaked, his legs kicking more. Devan chuckled. "You're more ticklish than my daughter... and she's only eight." "THAHAHAHATS EHEHEhehehembarassiiIIIHIHIHIHIHING!!" Dandy shook his head more. Devan laughed softly. "Oh, don't make me feel bad~" He teased with a toothy grin, squeezing behind Dandy's knees. "WAHAHAHAIT!! *snort*" Devan laughed in surprise. "Noho way! You snort?! Oh, let me hear THAT again!" "NAHAHA!! *snort* QUIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIT!!" Dandy's cheeks flushed in embarrassment. God, this was humiliating... "I AHAHAHAHAHASKED FOR YOUR HEHEHEHEHELP!!-" He squeaked out. "Yeah, I am helping! Helping Pebble!" He smiled innocently. "YOU EHEHEHEHEHEVIL BAHAHA-- WAIT NOOOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" Dandy's laughter went up a notch as Devan scribbled his fingers along one of his petals, Pebble still licking and nuzzling his face. "Dandicus Dancifer! Language! Goodness my! Who taught you how to swear?!" He playfully scolded, a proud grin and a raised brow on his face. "I'M SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARRY!!! *snort*" His pink-rainbow like blush spread across his nose, laughing up a storm. "Gah, you're one cute flower, Dandy." He ruffled up his hair/petals. "SHUHUHUHUT--" He squealed. "Alright, alright..." Devan chuckled, picking Pebble up and off of Dandy, giving him a breather

Dandy panted a little. "Ehe--... never do that again... hehe..." he chuckled softly, his eyes closed. "Mhm... c'mon you two. Let's go inside. You've been out here long enough." He carried Pebble, helping Dandy up as the three walked inside, Devan's hand on Dandy's back.

💙End🩶