I Did A Thing

FINALLY I can post this sketch

Imma be honest with yall. Call me uncultured but I've never heard of 'Ride Him, Cowboy' before, and it sounds like a gay porn title. Don't you dare tell me it doesn't because it does. Like, "Ride Him Cowboy", are you fucking kidding me. I raised an eyebrow so so high when I heard it in episode 50 and was very reluctant to google it because what if that's something Harlan made up for the lolz and I'll just have google give me a bunch of porn.

Based on actual events

jonathan archivist: your pastries always taste amazing, what's your secret?

baker: the warmth of the oven always felt like comfort. i liked the heat, the smell, even when i wasn't baking anything. now, no matter what i bake or put in there, i can never get rid of that smell. it was two years ago, if i remember correctly. i was rolling out a new batch of bread loafs. have you ever baked bread before? they say that kneading the br

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

my favourite part of the wager is when kayne said “its wagerin time” and then wagered all over

Malevolent episode 48