In My Room At My Dad’s. It Smells Like Depression And Alcoholism. Ahh, Sweet Memories Of The Past.

House I’m working now has a cat. I was not told there would be a cat. More updates to follow.

I went to the first three theater showings of RWBY because I was obsessed, and during one of them Adam is on the screen and someone shouts, “Nobody likes you!” Then everyone cheered.

I think about it a lot.

ARE straight people okay though? I’m in a het relationship right now, both of us having dated all along the gender spectrum, and people always seem surprised how much we communicate.

I’ve been questioning my sexuality lately as I’m pretty sure I’m a romantic. I sat down with him and we had a long conversation about how this affects us and deciding to stick through because we’re both content, but we both have an understanding that things change.

The weirdest thing? The most unbelieving reactions come from parents and other older friends.

Like, y’all okay? Have you talked to your partner recently?

Anyway, sorry to vent like this, I’m just really content with my life right now and want to spread it during this month of love and acceptance.

Welp. Here’s a win.

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

WOOT!

New job! 6am-2pm, minimal human interaction, and I’m the first person at this location to have the job!

Freight and Handling at Home Depot!

Heck yeah weasels.

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

To all my fellow boss b****s out there! We run this world!

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t do this, but things are getting crazy. Among Us keeps getting hacked, and I’m pretty sad because it is a legitimately fun game. Most trendy games are time wasters, but this is something I’d play for years.

With that said, I’m calling out to ANONYMOUS. I believe in you guys, and I believe you care when people use hacking against other internet denizens. So, please, help Sloth solve this problem. Let’s unite and show these hacks that they can’t just willfully attack people.

That is all.

I have a Good Dog