When Among Us Gets Hacked

Update

Since making this post five minutes ago, I e run my program five times thinking “this is the one”

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That isn’t a key smash, it’s what I’ve now named it. My forehead did the transcription tho…

Edit: i started the program right after this with a post ready saying “finally got it!” Only after realizing I forgot to implement the fix. Don’t drink and computer, kids.

New drinking game: every time you have to close and then start back up a program while fixing it, take a sipp.

Can confirm get drunk wuick.

Taemin attacking unsuspecting civilians like

This is will forever be my favourite photo of Taemin

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

WOOT!

New job! 6am-2pm, minimal human interaction, and I’m the first person at this location to have the job!

Freight and Handling at Home Depot!

I’m just worried about how he’s digging the hole, like, the dirt keeps falling back in. At least the rabbit is trying.

A stray rabbit helping my bf dig a hole in the garden this past spring 

(via)

I have a Good Dog

Welp. Here’s a win.

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

Sometimes, you need to drink spiced rum from a bottle on a rainy day in a puffy shirt and skirt combo while singing Flogging Molly songs.

Update: found cat, has his under covers in guest bedroom due to noise.

House I’m working now has a cat. I was not told there would be a cat. More updates to follow.