If Ariel Was Under Ursula’s Care And Grew Up To Be Her Sea Witch Apprentice. Canonically, Ursula Was

La la Lup

karlach and the benefits of having a sorcerer gf

FFXIV x Voltron! Two things I absolutely love… 

Keith: dragoon, Lance: bard, Allura: astrologian, Shiro: paladin, Pidge: scholar, Hunk: warrior

that would be marvelous

Someone say something stupid so I can use this picture:

And feel cool

Its actually hilarious how many things the warden saw in person back when everything was a mystery, and understood mostly fuckall shit nothing because we were busy conscripting. We found Andrastes ashes. We talked to Brother Genitivi. The guy who sold us discount merch is probably the first dwarven mage in centuries (idk). My wife birthed an old god. There's at least 10 centuries-old questions I probably found answers to in the deep roads, but I am just a little man and ultimate cosmic knowledge is not my problem.

watching twin peaks

Kassandra! 😍🙏💪🦅

I hate Sapkowski's writing style as well. I've read all of The Witcher books once, I really liked them, and when I got older I've tried to re-read them and it was goddamn awful, like narration was pissing me off. So I've decided to never read them again and let my memories be untouched lol. Sapkowski is also a lil bitch

I couldn't agree more