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Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Reminder

This year, 420 falls on Passover. This means if you see a Nazi and stone them, you get bonus points.

This is gonna be the game changer for white people.

by dustandchimes

You are watching tv show ‘Mornings with Malec’

Pro tip: if an evangelical stranger approaches you asking to pray for you, there’s inevitably something about you that they see and want to change. [Ex: I attend a very conservative, very religious uni and am clearly tomboyish/lesbiany, and thus am constantly attracting evangelical strangers] If you can’t shake them (usually very difficult), then turn the tactic upon them by asking if they mind you leading the prayer bc “I have a few things on my mind.”

Then talk about whatever it is that’s making them uncomfortable. I ask god to protect all the lgbt+ kids that are lost, isolated or homeless. I mention my non-Christian brothers, sisters, and siblings that have to fight for recognition and respect in a monoreligious nation. I pray for the protection of immigrants and refugees, reminding my evangelical friends that their savoir was once one of that number. You can pray for pregnant mothers to find the resources and abortive care that they need, if they need it, if you’re feeling particularly brave.

This achieves two things: 1) there is no response to this, esp if you wrap it up with “amen, thank you guys so much for doing that with me. I hope y'all have a blessed day” and leave them no room to continue the prayer. But more importantly 2) that group will NEVER bother you again and you will show them, using their own method against them, that their prayer isn’t an act of faith, but of power.

Just thought I’d share bc I know that I used to be accosted by evangelical strangers once a week on my uni campus and never had a good response or ‘out’. This is by far the most effective method of shutting that sort of behavior down real quick.

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Still about to be evicted

I managed to work out a payment plan with my landlord but i still can’t keep up with it. Life keeps throwing me deeper into this financial hole. I dont know what else to do.

Ive applied to literally every local job i could possibly meet the requirements for, but I’m competing with yale students so obviously i don’t get much.

Im trying to set up an etsy account to sell my paintings but they require me to weigh them and i cant afford a package scale. 20$ is too much for that.

I have dietary restrictions so of course my groceries are a lot more expensive than i can afford, and the local food bank doesn’t have what i need.

Im still down to eating one meal a day so i never gained the weight back from when i nearly died from a virus and my body is too weak to keep up with dancing so i bombed that audition which would have been a new job that paid really well.

Im out of resources and out of options. I need your help.

My paypal is paypal.me/transmandragqueen and my cashapp is $transmandragqueen as well.

I would say message me for my address if you wanted to send food but i dont even know how long i have at this apartment.

I cant find any other way to get out of this.

I need at least $1,000 by april 10th or i will definitely be evicted, And i have about 20$ to my name.

If you cant donate please reblog this, share this on other social media, ask any friends and family who may be able to help, anything.

And hey if youre a financial advisor or something i would love to be able to sit down and figure out if i do have other options for the future, but for now i need this immediately.

JOHN JOLIE-PITT IS NOT A GIRL

STOP SAYING HE IS

STOP CALLING HIM BY HIS BIRTH NAME

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