Pairing: Lesbians!Steddyhands

I finished Death Stranding and my goddamn emotions.. I'm a mess... but also I need to read them fics ..and listen... there needs to be AUs for me where Cliff isn't you know because I didn't suspect until passed halfway but my mind was already at the Cliff/Sam ship AND IM SORRY. Im a goddam disaster.

Listen to me, R + E + 7 minutes in heaven. [because you know Stan would finally want them to get it over with already]

Your posts are seriously the BEST thing ever.

Omgg this touches my hearttttt AND SOUL

I am ADORING AHS 1984's soundtrack this season! It gets me so PUMPED.

Everytime someone writes "what the fuck, Richard" in a reddie fic, please tell me you're thinking of the vine. I love you

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

Imagine if Richie or Eddie had a secret super power and everytime the other is around, they have trouble controlling it.

Say like if Richie had a water power and he worked at a cafe with Stan, and Eddie comes by regularly. And they meet eyes while Richie is preparing a coffee and the hot water rises and splurts at Stan and he's like whAt THe fuckk?? Richie! Again????!

Okay but if Reddie decided to get together and they were still in homophobic-Derry, their first date would be Richie sneaking into Eddie's room with a basket of snacks and one lit candle and to make it even fancier, Richie would put on a french accent until Eddie tells him to stop because it's bad

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee

Imagine a no penny and the gang reunite anyway at the restaurant and Eddie isn't married and Reddie still bicker flirt and Stan announces loudly "I can't believe you two haven't gotten together yet. You're both so dumb"