Vampire!Reddie- Eddie Is A Pedantic Kind Of Vampire. He Goes To A Hotel Bar And This Man, Richie, Practically

i fw u snoopy

GUYs. What if there's an AU reddie fic where Richie is a part of SNL and Eddie is a guest celebrity???????? TAG ME WHEN YOUVE WRITTEN IT

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...

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I'm posting too much but Can you imagine Richie on tour and Eddie staying home and when Richie finally comes back, Eddie is all over him, missing him insanely and also very horny

I support the idea that an adult Eddie would have a Richie-cleaning-the-house-efficiently kink.

Eddie: Can you stop telling your twitter followers when we have sex? It's weird.

Richie: *halfnaked and already sent the tweet* whoops

I don't know exactly where it came from but reading fics where Richie says to Eddie, "you're it for me," makes my heart BURST INTO ALL KINDS OF COLOURS

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??

THIS IS SO SWEEEET

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE