Imagine A Mafia Au Where Eddie Is The Designated Doctor And Wonders If Richie Purposely Puts Himself

Okay but I desire a fic where Eddie announces that he wants to try foods his mother never lets him eat and Richie volunteers to help him.

Say for instance Eddie tries a greasy burger and he's like "mmmmmmm this is so good" and Richie just watches him with a smile on his face

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates

A COMINT !!

Idk how tweets go to the right algorithm or maybe I'm a terrible writer but I have a lil snippet of something I've been working on!

NSFW, wlw steddyhands !!

I need a fic where the Losers beat IT the first time and Bev still got her future visions and now she just watches Reddie start getting closer and closer (with a little help) until she's at their wedding, just like she envisioned ♡

There's a lot of reddie fics about how Richie always has an arm on a chair behind Eddie's shoulders and I want you all to know that makes me feeeeel a lot. Thank you

Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no

Dude, your Reddie content is feeding me so well! I love the idea of awkward older Richie hitting on older sarcastic Eds. Like Richie gets all flustered when he sees this grumpy little Adonis, and Eddie just has to be snarky because he literally has no idea how to process a guy this cute and nervous and TALL just staring at him like THAT.

Omggg MY HEARTTTTTTT IT LIVESSSS

Also thank youuuuu!!!

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

Jake Gyllenhaal had me CRYING in his part on the John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch