So We All Know Pm All The Losers Had A Crush On Bill At Some Point...

Fic!Stan really will always be that bitch.

Like if Richie were to take his shirt off and there were scratches on it and people would be like "damn who is she, man??" and Stan would look at Eddie and be like "you really need to cut your nails"

And i love that.

Eddie starts out doing a great job with the asmr right up until Richie whispers something stupid in a Voice to set him off and then he’s struggling not to laugh and barking out a lecture about ruining his video and it’s a MESS but it’s hilarious.

Anon ❤❤❤

I can imagine Richie not even knowing what ASMR is at first, but he'd definitely get the tingles from Eddie's version!

They'd definitely be laughing! I gotta add this to my fic!!

Okay but a fumbling, awkward and rambling slightly older (Bill Hader) Richie trying to hit on a slightly older (James Ransone) angry and sarcastic Eddie has my heart.

I'm posting too much but Can you imagine Richie on tour and Eddie staying home and when Richie finally comes back, Eddie is all over him, missing him insanely and also very horny

An AU where Eddie needs money and gives in by working under Bill's record store despite not knowing much about music (this was the only time he could listen without his mother knowing). He didnt expect a regular customer, Richie, to find so much interest in him though.

LListennnnistennn, imagine if Richie hung around the bad crowd and they all decide (excluding Richie) to pull a prank on Eddie Kaspbrak by sending him a fake love letter from Richie and to meet him somewhere for their date and Eddie shows up looking all cute and Richie is awestruck until the others appear to laugh and make fun of Eddie the f**got and when Eddie leaves, obvsly upset, Richie runs after him to ask why he came and Eddie says "I thought you liked me" and Richie is like well DAMN OKAY FUCK THOSE GUYS, LETS DATE.

I originally thought of this for a fem!reddie but it doesn't matter!!!

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The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)

Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body

Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders

Ben: this is a weird conversation...

After this whole time, I'll never accept Richie would just leave Eddie there. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

When you remember Okuyasu's dad used to abuse him and my heart B R E A K S

He must be protected and loved