I Still Can’t Stop Thinking About This Ya’ll! Richie: I Love You Sooo Much. You’re The Best Thing

You know that vine where two guys went up to a homophobic man and kissed in front of him? Can you imagine if seperately Reddie went to support the LGBT+ rally and Richie grabs Eddie to kiss in front of someone as a what's wrong with this?? and later was like "hey since we kissed and I very much liked it, would you want to get a drink with me after this?"

So like what if Richie announced he was taking part in "no nut november" but because he's been so obnoxious and annoying about it, Eddie decides to fuck with him by wearing shorter shorts, bending over, 'accidently' brushing passed him, and Richie obviously goes crazy but admits he failed literally on the first day when Eddie barely did anything sexy but it was clear Richie was truly whipped

The idea of Richie sneaking into Eddie's room is cute but also the idea of Richie having to hide somewhere IN THE ROOM if Sonia comes in gives me feels because I can imagine

Sonia: What was that sound, Eddie-bear? Why are your lips so red?

THIS IS SO SWEEEET

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

You know when Richie looked annoyed af when Eddie kicked off his glasses??? Imagine if Eddie enjoys making Richie mad like the other does to him? Except maybe Eddie likes him looking like that too much that it's exciting

he took my cousin Greg in the divorce

Imagine a modern AU where Stede enters "Blackbeard's Bar and Grill (and Other Delicacies, and Delights, And Fishing Equipment)" and raves to the waiter about how he loves the food, adores the gift shop, even though the waiter said the owner was worried about bad reviews, but Stede LOVES IT, and this whole time he didn't realize he's been flirting with the owner the whole time.

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

I would absolutely stan the idea of Eddie realizing he wasn't into girls right when Richie started adding "babe" to his list of nicknames for him.

I absolutely love the parts of Reddie fighting flirting and Stanley always "this again?"

I want a fic perspective of Stan dealing with his friends all the way to when they're adults CUZ YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ALL ALIVE AND WELL IN THE END.