Imagine Bev Needing A Model For Her Clothing Alterations And She Uses Eddie Because Of His Small Frame

Listen, I had a femme reddie dream last night.

Eddie (Edith) recently moved to Derry and her mother made her sign up for the 'proper girls club,' led by Myra. She absolutely hates it but she doesn't know anyone else.

She glumly follows the group around school and Myra, intentionally, leads to pass Richie (Rachel), to say something like "I can't believe they still let DYKES in this school."

To which Richie response with something like "say what you want but I can make a girl come more times than their boring ass missionary boyfriends wish they could."

The proper girls are flabbergasted but Eddie snorted, which Richie caught.

Myra tries to bicker but ends up leaving in a huff, while Richie shouts out (and makes eyes with Eddie), "I'm a guitarist you know, I know what to do with my fingers."

Anyway, I guess they officially meet and Eddie hangs around Richie's group (while secretly ditching the proper girls and without her mother knowing) and yeah gay romance.

All I'm saying is, I better get a large variety of quirky gay fics for Death Stranding when I finish or I'm gonna throw hands

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

A re-telling of "Do you want to make a deal with the devil?" where it's a supernatural AU, the Roy family are all vampires and Tom is a familiar wanting more security that he'll also be turned.

Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out "I'm gay. I'm very very gay," and the girl doesn't believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, "just go with it okay," before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says "well okay maybe I am gay 'cuz wow."

Okay but this is me and im so sorry

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

Richie: I'm thinking about getting a boat licence, Eds

Eddie: Why-

Richie: -So I can motorboat your titties, high five!

Eddie: *punches him instead*

When you want to google reddit but your fingers instantly go to reddie on their own. It's just so natural

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Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out “I’m gay. I’m very very gay,” and the girl doesn’t believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, “just go with it okay,” before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says “well okay maybe I am gay ‘cuz wow.”

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