Can Someone Write A Reddie Fic Where Eddie Is New And Extremely Nervous Meeting New People And Worried

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates

I've been slowly writing for the josuyasuweek fics for December but right now I'm down the rabbit hole for Reddie fics after finishing IT 2. My goddamn heart for these characters, IT'S SOARING.

I'm trying to read all the fics at AO3 and every single time, newer fics are being posted and I'm so damn happy ;;

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

Imagine Richie, famous gay comedian, having a great show, the crowd loves him but he kept checking out a guy at the front and decides to shoot his shot.

R: I'm sorry everyone, I'm getting distracted by this hot guy over here. *crouches down* Hi, what's your name?

E: ... what? me?

R: Fuck yeah, you. Are you, perhaps, gay, single and ready to mingle?

Bev: YES, YES HE IS. His name is Eddie!

The idea of Richie sneaking into Eddie's room is cute but also the idea of Richie having to hide somewhere IN THE ROOM if Sonia comes in gives me feels because I can imagine

Sonia: What was that sound, Eddie-bear? Why are your lips so red?

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

Listen to me, R + E + 7 minutes in heaven. [because you know Stan would finally want them to get it over with already]

My friend sent me a cute clip of Celebrity First Dates Hotel where the show sets up two people... all I could think of is what if Reddie were actors (Richie from SNL naturally) and people adored their interactions from one film they did together.

Imagine if the show put Richie and Eddie on a blind date - both are surprised to see each other but laugh because they had no idea and obviously the date goes really well (and the shows ratings skyrocket obvsly).

Imagine Eddie working his boring life until a group of strangers come in, threatening and demanding money but one of his regulars, Richie, all of the sudden kicks their ass and is mister cool guy saving his life and Eddie could only stutter out "..are you fucking kidding me??"

SUCCESSION: SEASON 2, EPISODE 3 (”HUNTING”)