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MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE
new favorite image actually
thamk you pinterest ww fandom !!!! we all say in unuson
My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!
This is so cool idk what everyone in the comments is mad about. Yes they’re rich, I know how y’all feel about that, but all the comments about the kids are just WEIRD. Like, “those kids are gonna be SO entitled 🙄” let them have fun?? They’re like 9???
?????? rich people are losing it
A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*
Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea
Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything
Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today
Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you
Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)
Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"
Lesbian welders, San Francisco: 20th century
From The Library of Congress Archives
impregnate the government
HELL YEAH !!!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅
Me: time for bed…. My brain: domestic Hannigram screencap edits, but if they’d been actual murder husbands since the start
I know that cruelty is the point and that people who say shit like "fake made-up identities" don't care about what's right, true, or fair, for as long as they're hurting people, but what the fuck is a fake identity. Made up, as opposed to what? An all-natural vaccine free Real Natural Identity picked fresh off the Identity Tree?
If you go down to the real grit and grain of things, just pure basics of natural biology, going on nothing but scientifically verified fact, what I "really" am is one of the top 5 largest species of primates on the planet. Natural ape behaviour includes but is not limited to going apeshit and biting your face off.
I love this show <3
Halloween Candy Part 2!
saying "acknowledge racism in the things you like" will have people saying things
how’s that house that raised you?
lets scream with mama
I know what you are
Close up and og sketch, the marker that bled through is the whole reason I made this
GROOVEALICIOUS ( groovalicious ? )
30:50 (/30:46) - What Did I Do ? (The Making of The Normal Album)
Will Wood hyperfixation so bad I started learning Hebrew on Duolingo . will wood hyperfixation so bad i fixated on gtlive cuz ash from gtlive is also a will wood fan . will wood hyperfixation so bad he's literally the voice of my conscience and also usually my player character in my dreams . 4 year long will wood hyperfixation . it aint showing signs of stopping . gods please help rot away the tendrils and sinews of this stupid fucking silly little guy hyperfixation away from the forefront of my brAIN!!!! IT WONT LET ME GO !!! THE HYPERFIXATION WONT LET ME LEAVE GOD PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO GODZILLA MOVIES!!! GODZILLA / PRE-2000s MONSTER MOVIE HYPERFIXATION COME BACK!!! FIGHT THIS BEAST !!! FREE ME FROM THE WOODROTTTTTT
The Tapeworms..
With he’s friends
Wilson in the McGill sweatshirt
Sarcastically smiling Wilson for the win!
coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response
Okay idk if this counts as a confession per se but every single time I listen to Against the Kitchen Floor I make sure to mime hitting my forehead in time to the claps at "I'm down pounding my head against the kitchen floor"
It's just become the thing I do
my baby just got a little hangry :(