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Art mantra
This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
bread tastes better than key 🤷♀️
one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)
it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this
seal this BooBooBear within the earth! i Command you
I made them goobers
they kinda look like animal crossing or sanrio characters >_<
pssst @bluewoolf ….
YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own
i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking
ugh this diva
A style recreation of Will Wood I found on Pinterest (left) and a redraw in my style! (Right)
Is it surprising I love Will Wood?
(The artist on Pinterest name is Sc00ter btw)
i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now
There used to be so many rabbis in my neighbourhood during the winter, and now that it’s spring they’re gone??? Where did they go? I thought there would be more now, and im sad because they’re cute and I like them, even if they poop in my gardens. Then again, there’s a coyote around, so maybe it ate the poor things.
gay test
So pretty, I wish I could crochet lol
slenderman if his pronouns were i/me/myself
Credit to: user
actual tears running down my face
if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.
my dash rn is just . 🥰