I Feel Like If Hanahaki Disease Was Real In The House MD Universe There’d Be A Whole Episode About

If you're expecting your employee to fix a mistake that's costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.

If they were being fair, they'd ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn't even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn't even give them that.

lets overthrow mama

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 6, episode 17: Lockdown

Verdict: FRUITY

And a non-House bonus: Wilson and Cameron's deadly comp-het

remembering that this is the full picture of what Cameron has saved on her computer in the s8 finale is so funny. She literally just cropped out everyone else besides the original fellowship team. Absolutely does not give a single fuck about anyone else. Great for her honestly.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

im so sad I didn’t get this in a higher quality

ALSO THIS IS MY ART !!!! I JUST HAPPENED TO SEND IT TO A FRIEND

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this