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i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

having some neck pain and fatigue and immediately jumped to the conclusion I have encephalitis so I drew a clock and yeah I think I’m fine actually false alarm everyone

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

Guys

He's um

He took too much fall damage

obsessed with the idea of Wilson accidentally flagging himself as gay through his outfit choices

because he's always in his Work Uniform, which he likes because he doesn't have to think about what he's wearing since it's all flavours of the same thing, but when it comes to his casual clothes? I like to imagine he's making Oblivious Gay Choices

he buys a hoodie bc it's soft (it has Keith Haring artwork on it), he has a cold so buys a handkerchief and needs it often enough that it ends up half-hanging out of his back pocket, other kinds of examples

House is very aware of what messages Wilson is accidentally broadcasting and he finds it incredibly entertaining and funny (until a guy actually hits on Wilson, at which point House gets so jealous and possessive he explodes and then they fuck about it)