Aftg has some of the worst ppl at pretending they dont give an f-. But still, everybody is so oblivious that they fall for it
Kevin and Andrew are the most clear examples.
Like, yeah Andrew, we all 100% believe you played an entire game in abstinence, literally closing the goal like an f-ing wall, just for a bottle of alcohol. HE GOES OUT TO DRINK FOR FREE BASICALLY EVERY FRIDAY AND STEALS WYMACK'S BOTTLES WHEN HE WANTS
Or, yeah Kevin, you only care abt Exy. THATS WHY YOU WASTED TIME TRAINING WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A DEAD DUDE
kevin day you fake IDGAFer i saw you call jean your brother and being rude to an interviewer despite your PR image, I saw you send him a new postcard when you found out what happened to the old ones, I saw you being glad Jean loves cooking, loves something, despite the fact he becomes someone you can't recognise any more. I saw you agree to keep training Neil even though he was doomed by his father, I saw you giving Dobson the clear to speak with Jean about your trauma despite not trusting her because she's Andrew's and oh yeah speaking of, I saw you promising him you'll find something he can live for and you did. you fucking liar
Ex raven Neil would be a menace for the jerejean relationship. Jeremy thinks he's scary now? Give Neil years of attachment to Jean as his one and only lifeline and you'll learn what terror really means. He doesn't even like Jean like that (definitely obsessed with that one foxes goalkeeper) but he WILL threaten anyone who even tries. He thinks it's funny. Jean is so used to it he just sighs and moves on. Jeremy ends up playing matchmaker to andreil JUST to get Neil out of his life because God is it scary to wake up and see blue eyes just staring at you. Mind you Neil is already on the foxes lineup. How in god's green earth he has enough time to show for dinner once a week Jeremy will never understand. He locks eyes with Andrew and they're both overcome by a neuro telepathical bond of suffering for whatever the hell that is. Last year it was as bad (for Andrew, at least) because Jean was still in the nest and Neil couldn't just come and go there, but now he can and does.
Jeremy is brave and all but having the known son of a Mafia boss in his face telling him very clearly that jean is first and foremost his best friend? Yeah no I would run for the hills Jeremy you stubborn fool that's a RED flag.
Bonus points if both Jean and Neil think this is Neil behaving. Jean is actually pleasantly surprised by how calm Neil is being.
now what if i said pillow princess kevin day and service top neil josten?
no? anyone??
Well it's a little bit ✨Dangerous✨
okay but imagine neil’s coach from millport following his freshman season with the foxes
like “oh my god my player was marked for perfect court!! why is he ginger now?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S THE SON OF A SERIAL KILLER”
While not being able to find a decent match for himself
Like, c'mmon Kevin, Thea???????
listen
kevin day can be the queen of the court or whatever
he can be one of the best players in the game
but his TRUE talent is unintentionally matchmaking his queer friends
Andrew for sure looked him up and down, gave a disappointed groan, and warned him he wasnt gonna be seen in public with him wearing that
At the end he in fact was seen in public with Neil wearing that (Neil refused to change, they had a silent battle, at the end they made some sort of deal. Now Neil is at 150%)
Neil the type of guy to wear crocs
pt.52!! <pt.51
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Im 22 and I cried a few days ago bc I burned the food I was making 🤡
maven calore was committing regicide and usurping a throne at 17 what the hell are you doing. sitting in bed reading fan fiction. get a grip
I abolutely love Jean
Seriously, the man is an icon
jean-yves moreau is the Character of all time. he’s bisexual. he’s french. he hates being social. he refuses to go anywhere alone. “chances of them knowing french?” “none. they’re american.” he doesn’t know how to make friends. he almost broke someone’s neck for his self declared partner. on the topic of said partner jean stood between his legs with his shirt half unbuttoned “platonically”. he hates english and he’s right. “a single word is seldom rude enough to make a point.” he’s canonically called someone a half-baked baguette. he owns two shirts and they’re both black. “your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” he hasn’t seen a microwave in years. he doesn’t celebrate national holidays. absolutely classic.
something about jean having to live under the ground in the nest for so long but the people he loves are from the sky
renee is a rainbow. kevin is a star. jeremy is the sun.
-22 summers on this planet -Brazilian🇧🇷 -Pansexual🏳️🌈 -AuDHD -Here just for the fun of it -Currently hyperfixating in AFTG
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