I love this list so much omg
so you crazies blew up the other post, and many of you tried to explain the plot to me. many others said there is no plot. many said i was accurate. many said i wasn't. and then i watched a few youtube edits of the angel and the demon.
I'm convinced that I know at least a little bit more now, so like the great guy I am, I decided to share how well you've educated me.
the plot is an angel and demon become alcoholics together while doing the good ol' animal husbandry
neil gaiman doesn't have social media
everyone is crying because the angel wanted to go to heaven and the demon said no
and then the demon did the kissy smoochy to make the angel stay and the angel said no
they were not married for 6000 years but they were more married than married
there is a car. it is silver and crowley likes it.
the car is then yellow. crowley doesn't like it. aziraphale does.
there's some kind of Jane Austen ball and dance
oh but also crowley gives aziraphale a more private dance in their home and he bows while making intensely sexual eye contact with the angel who is turned on and says nice and everyone is gasping about it
no one knows about god, not the fandom, not the characters, not god herself. god is ineffable. hey mum i learned a new word!
they run over an american witch
the angel likes books in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
the demon likes the angel in a way bordering on obsessive and worshipful
there's a gramophone
crowley says sorry a bunch of times
aziraphale keeps getting flustered and dying coz of crowley, and the fandom dies every time. crowley is also dying. everyone is dying. hopefully not literally, im now scared of this fandom.
there's a psychedelic drug trip at some point that's in the edits where crowley goes whee down a chute. either that or the sleep deprivation is getting to me. fuck you, good omens fandom.
terry pratchett is a guy
whether he is real, or a character, or like neil gaiman he is neither real nor a character, i am unsure, but he is important and people want me to remember him
crowley likes speeding
i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like
but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,
It sucks ass really
this is so sick and twisted (ao3 is still down)
Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!
I burned so long so quiet
You must have wondered if I loved you back
I did,
I did,
I do.
I hate this whole needing money to live thing
Artemis (/ˈɑːrtɪmɪs/; Greek: Ἄρτεμις) is the goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, nature, vegetation, childbirth, care of children, and chastity.
2014: Wow I love Supernatural and Destiel so much! Sure they never TALK about Destiel but if you look at the colors in this scene and the way Dean looks at Cas here, maybe someday they will be cannon. I know it’s a long shot though.
2024: “If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep.”
#I'm not immune to lgbtq lighting
I need this, you might too
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
"Aziraphale never chooses Crowley over Heaven."
*cracks knuckles*
Here are seven-and-a-half times when Aziraphale chooses Crowley over Heaven:
Job's Kids - Aziraphale not only goes along with Crowley, he actively pushes Crowley to protect Job's family. He looks the Archangel Fucking Gabriel right in the eye and lies to him, fully prepared to accept the consequences. "Their Side" was born that day.
The Arrangement - The Arrangement is centuries of Aziraphale quietly choosing Crowley and Their Side, lying to Heaven the entire time.
The Photo Swap in 1941 - Aziraphale interferes with Hell's investigation of Crowley, preventing his arrest and punishment, and then harbors him in the book shop that night.
The Holy Water - Aziraphale gives his "hereditary enemy" the primary weapon of his own side, to use for his own protection. It saves Crowley's life.
Nahmaggedon - Aziraphale chooses Crowley and Their Side, actively sabotages Heaven, refuses to be drafted into the War, and stands against his own people with Crowley and Adam.
Protecting Jimbriel - Aziraphale takes a stand against Heaven to harbor a fugitive angel. Once Crowley is on board, they work together to protect Jim and figure out what happened to him. Like with Job's kids, he knowingly breaks the rules to do what's right, which is what Their Side is all about.
The Ball - Aziraphale takes Crowley by the hand and leads him out on to the dance floor in full view of Shax, God, and everybody. It is arguably the first public display of affection between them and it was entirely initiated by Aziraphale.
7.5 - Reaching for Crowley after Gabriel and Beezlebub declare themselves. He does this in front of the archangels and the dukes of Hell, the very people they've been so scared of this entire time. It would have confirmed in their minds the rumors about Aziraphale and Crowley but he wasn't the least bit concerned about that.
Chloie she/her I love Supernatural, Harry Potter, Good Omens and Stranger Things I'm a weirdo trying to run through life, while looking in all directions. Green witch and worshiper of Apollo and Aphrodite
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