NO WAY HOLYSHIT NO WAYYYY

This brings me joy

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

I think I need to crush Kayne's windpipe tear him open and feast on his artificial flesh that is a twisted mockery and abomination to mortal life itself.

A Series Of Unfortunate Events core (I should have looked away)

Me when the story that obviously isn’t going to have a happy ending doesn’t have a happy ending

Breathing is overrated

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Me listening to The Magnus Archives KNOWING I will cry even more

listening to podcasts as a way of coping is so dumb sometimes

bc it’s like i’ve had a horrible day at school so im going to listen to arthur lester get shot 3 times to cheer me up

I love your cosplays, they're so CUNTY

"Yeah, our boss is just kinda shitty, I think he's probably normal and not the dedicated servant of an evil Eldritch Eye deity..."

Elias' mannerisms in my head: