“This pupper has 0% athletic skills, but he’s still 100% good boy”
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no spoilers but this playing with your emotions bs does NOT get any better
this game is determined to make you cry at least once while playing
not even that far in to season but it’s talking about memories and loss and leaving home and I’m crumbling to dust already
girl help they are making me do my job at work
Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
I love Columbo because there’s all these rich white guys who are like “I’m better and smarter and more special than everyone, I deserve to do a free murder! And get away with it too!” So they do some murder, and then this guy shows up
And he looks like a pile of dirty laundry, and he wanders in off the street holding the saddest cup of coffee you’ve ever seen and goes “Hey, sorry to bother you, but I knew it was you who did the murder by shaking your hand. What a lovely home by the way, unbelievable, absolutely gorgeous. Oh and sorry, but I did also trick you into hand delivering damning evidence to me, hope you understand :/ Got a light by the way? Anyone got a light around here, a match er something?”
And then he runs off because his car is getting towed or whatever. It’s great, I fucking love it, and I’d happily watch 10000 episodes of this exact formula :)