So Its Popping Off Apparently?

So Its Popping Off Apparently?

so its popping off apparently?

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

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Figured Out What To Do About Nya For The Ghost Swap

figured out what to do about nya for the ghost swap

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Nya: - rough-and-tumble girl of mysterious origins, often seen wandering around in towns. lately seems to have settled in Stiix. - uses the fact that she is underestimated a lot to her favor. will befriend people only if it benefits her, and conceals that fact pretty well. is closer in personality to canon ronin than this ronin lmao - used to travel around with her brother Kai after the disappearance of their parents. whilst trying to find them - and keeping him and his little sister alive - kai made a deal for his soul, in exchange for a foolproof way to locate their parents. - the two of them made the trip, which dragged on from weeks to months. frustrated, stressed and malnourished, kai slowly lost his mind. behind nyas back, he sold off her soul aswell to make the journey end as soon as possible. - just after a fight in which kai admitted he had no idea if they are ever going to find their parents, the two of them are ambushed - kai is killed and nya severly injured. she manages to survive, miraculously, and is nursed back to health in a hospital. - the mech arm is a construction of her own; she is just as mechanically gifted as her canon counterpart, likely as a result of travelling so much and needing to steal and fix up cars or bikes. - post-mortem, the cursed soul of kai and the other ghosts commune with her, some of them taunting her, some blaming her for her situation. it worsens her mental state further, but kai at the very least can instruct her on how to make it alone. shes long given up finding her parents at this point and lives as a vagabond, stealing, gambling and making enemies at every turn. all she wants now is to free herself of the curse, which the ghosts promise they can do, if she in turn helps with disrupting the ninjas plans to save their realm - her backstory left her with severe issues regarding trust, but she comes around to bonding with ronin while hes in training

4 months ago

And why are we having another year? I think we've had quite enough actually.

Source: Dorothy Parker FB

Source: Dorothy Parker FB


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4 months ago

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

A colour wheel divided into sections with dialogue tags fitting the categories 'complains', 'agrees', 'cries', 'whines', 'shouts', and 'cheers'
A colour wheel divided into sections with dialogue tags fitting the categories 'asks', 'responds', 'states', 'whispers', 'argues', and 'thinks'

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4 months ago
One Of The Many Joys Of Modern DC Comics Is That Robin Is Now Canonically A Gen-z Kid, Which Is Perhaps

One of the many joys of modern DC comics is that Robin is now canonically a gen-z kid, which is perhaps his truest and most accurate form

1 week ago

i mean yea

but also

bookworm you canNOT be talking, i only just realized i wasnt following you yet i see you so often through these guys

When I say you guys have invaded my fyp, THIS is what I mean:

@chebyshevptera @rusted-fairy-wings @kindaasrikal @hellsballz @captain-space-kin

EVERY TIME I SEE ONE OF YOUR REBLOGS, ALL THE OTHERS FOLLOW DIRECTLY AFTER 😭


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4 months ago

Reading all of the how to train your dragon books at once (as opposed to reading them as they came out) is so surreal, because you notice the change in mood over the twelve books more. Because if you read them individually as they come out, it's like, sort of growing with you, if you get what I mean.

But reading them all at once is like a slam in the face when it goes from "I'm Hiccup, and I'm a viking kid who can talk to dragons! I got exiled from my tribe but it's okay because I saved the day and now people like me :)" to "I was branded :). I started a war :). My family's in slavery :). I went to the slave camp and my dad didn't recognize me :). Everyone's trying to kill me including my own mom :). Just found out my ancestor was stabbed to death by his own father :)."

4 months ago
"I wish I had the number to my younger self" nightwing looks in a mirror and himself as robin looks back
"I'd pick up the phone and say you're only 12" Robin inside the mirror
"And you've lost more than most people do" Robin looks sadder and in the background is the silhouette of two adult acrobats falling

“You don’t know it now but there’s still more to lose”

Wip. Please interact and give me suggestions so I have the motivation to finish this


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