due to lazard and tseng getting sick heidigger gets put in charge how does it go
Heidegger suggests Sephiroth should cut his hair, and this immediately radicalizes him.
*Sephiroth is at his desk tearing pages out of reports and folding them into origami. Genesis bursts through the door, wearing the standard issue First Class uniform*
Genesis: Can you believe this barbarism Heidegger has us wear? No customizations? My individuality? Erased! My freedom? Suppressed! My coat—
Sephiroth: Gone. Like my respect for authority.
*Sephiroth proudly presents a stack of paper cranes made with highly classified field reports*
Genesis: What in Minerva's name are you doing?
Sephiroth: Engineering dissent. Origami is art, and art is rebellion.
*He begins tying string to the ceiling fan blades, and attaching them to his paper cranes*
Genesis: ....
*Angeal walks in*
Angeal: Can you believe Heidegger cut the funding for the new training program? I swear to Gaia, that man is going to start a shitstorm here at SOLDIER.
*Sephiroth flips the fan to full power, sending a paper storm spiraling through the room, everyone has to duck to avoid being hit by paper cranes*
Angeal: THERE IT IS. THERE'S THE SHITSTORM.
Sephiroth: Shitstorms are first step to revolution.
psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
happy new years everyone
(live jayce reaction:)
correction, that would be the famous "woman-inator", designed by the famous Dr. Doofenshmirtz of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. after his family was transphobic towards him.
Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.
the question being what he valued most when he was 11: loyalty & hard work wins out (i've seen justice and patience also attributed?)
little man has always valued loyalty to your loved ones, wanted justice for his family, grew up in the circus and then proceeded to shape the future of heroism as three apples tall of kickass so you know he's putting in that work
I need to know something
I want to see how many agree with me-
Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
Zane not getting a hug from Nya and Kai and jumping straight into business<<<<<
Drawing Nya and Kai hugging Zane in that moment and calling it canon fr>>>>
The rest in reblogs
oh noooo hes got the brick! 😭🤣
Nezha, but it's Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Humanity
just a little thing i cleaned up for shits and giggles