I apologize cuz this is about to be LONG.
So I was just listening to do I wanna know by the artic monkeys and my imagination just run wild, imagine, the clooless house is throwing a big streamer Halloween party(which is a normal Halloween party it's just that all their friends just happen to be streamers lol), they're all having fun the music is good the alcohol is abundant, lmao, the costumes are amazing and in the heat of the moment (and the alcohol) pezzy decides Its a good idea to start a stream right in the middle of the party without telling everybody, at first it's all fun, people are gathering around the laptop laughing and reading chat, chat can see people(aka droid and reader who's also a streamer) dancing and mingling in the background, then the song comes on(do I wanna know by the artic monkeys) and it's one of readers favorite songs so she stars dancing and singing the song to the closest friend to her that just so happens to be droid, she's sensually dancing around him and on him with her sexy and provocative costume while lip syncing the lyrics just feeling herself eventually droid dances and flirts back, all of this on camera mind you, chat is exploding with surprise and excitement, trying to tell pezzy and the others what's happening behind them, but they're too into their conversation to notice, it's not until droid and reader start making out and another person at the party whistles that they realize what just happened, at that point it's all laughter, surprise and a bit of worry. I am so sorry this was so longđđ»đ
Summary: Relationships were never easy, especially ones that started with a viral kiss and a live-streaming vampire. But with Droid by my side, I knew we could handle anything. And maybe, just maybe, this questionable decision would turn out to be the best one Iâd ever made
TW: Friends to Lovers, alcohol consumption, brief dates, kisses, soft love, flirting.
Okay, here we go.
The wings were a pain in the ass, to be honest. Feathered and magnificent, but a guaranteed tripping hazard after a few vodka cranberries. Still, I had to admit, the "fallen angel" look was hitting. My makeup was on point, the dress was just revealing enough, and the Clooless crew were already showering me with compliments as soon as I walked in the door.
"Damn, ____" Puffer boomed, nearly knocking over a bowl of chips in his enthusiasm. "You look like you crawled straight out of a Renaissance painting!"
"Only if that painting was painted by a horny Renaissance artist," I quipped back, winking. "Thanks, Puff. You guys crushed it with the party. What's the theme, 'Streamer Apocalypse'?"
Pezzy, dressed as a surprisingly convincing vampire, handed me a drink. "Just 'good vibes and questionable decisions,' ____. Enjoy."
And I did. The music was loud, the costumes were hilarious (Grizzy as a sentient pickle was a personal highlight), and the booze flowed freely. I mingled, laughed, took pictures, and generally soaked up the chaotic energy of a hundred-plus streamers all in one room.
Later, maybe a little later than I should have, I found myself swaying to the music beside Droid, who was rocking a surprisingly well-done werewolf costume. Weâd been friends for ages, always playful and comfortable around each other. He bumped his shoulder playfully against mine.
"Having fun, Fallen One?" he slurred slightly, a grin splitting his furry face.
"Living my best damnation, Werewolf Boy," I slurred back, giggling.
Then, the music shifted. A familiar, sultry guitar riff filled the air. "Do I Wanna Know?" by Arctic Monkeys. My absolute jam. I instinctively started to move, lost in the rhythm. Droid mirrored my movements, and suddenly, we were dancing. Not just playfully bumping and swaying, but dancing. Close. Too close, maybe. But in the best way.
The alcohol, the music, the energy of the party... it all combined into something electric. We were laughing, our bodies brushing with every move, glances lingering a beat too long. It was flirty, fun, until it wasn't. Suddenly, the laughter faded, replaced by a different kind of heat.
His hands moved from my hips to cup my face. My hands went to his neck, fingers tangling in the fake fur of his costume. The air crackled. The playful banter had vanished, replaced with a raw, undeniable pull.
Then, we were kissing.
It wasn't a tentative peck. It was a deep, hungry kiss, fueled by weeks, months, maybe even years of suppressed feelings. My head swam. I could feel the heat radiating off of him, the soft rasp of his stubble against my skin. My grip tightened on his neck, pulling him closer. It felt intoxicating, forbidden, right.
I was vaguely aware of the music, the crowd, the noise, but everything was secondary to the electric connection sparking between Droid and me. I didn't care who saw. Didn't care about the consequences. It was just us, lost in the moment.
And then, a bloodcurdling wolf whistle ripped through the air.
I jolted backward, wrenching myself out of the kiss. Droid stumbled slightly, his eyes wide and dazed. We both turned to see BigPuffer standing by the couch, howling with laughter. And then, I saw it.
The red light.
Pezzy. His dumbass, vampire-face, streamer-brain had decided to live-stream the party from his laptop. And apparently, weâd been the main attraction.
My face flushed crimson. Oh god. The chat. What was the chat saying?
Despite the mortification bubbling in my chest, I couldn't help the giggle that escaped my lips. Droid, equally flustered but clearly amused, started to laugh too. The kiss was incredible, undeniable, but also... profoundly stupid.
"Pezzy, you absolute menace!" I yelled, my voice shaky with laughter and lingering desire.
He just grinned, fangs glinting under the party lights. "Content, ___! Pure, unadulterated content!"
Droid, still holding me steady, leaned close and whispered in my ear, his breath tickling my skin. "So⊠where were we?"
The embarrassment was still there, but it was overshadowed by a spark of anticipation. Maybe this "questionable decision" was exactly what we both needed. I laughed again, burying my face in the fake fur of his werewolf costume.
"We're going to have so much explaining to do," I murmured, already knowing I was going to love every single minute of it. Even if the entire internet was watching.
The aftermath was, as expected, chaotic. The chat exploded. Twitter trends were born. Even my mom texted me a string of increasingly frantic emojis, ranging from the wide-eyed surprised face to the monkey covering its eyes. Pezzy, predictably, clipped the moment and turned it into a subscriber emote. Heâd even managed to get a small donation with the message âPay for ___ and Droidâs therapy.â
Droid and I retreated to a quieter corner of the party, a small balcony overlooking the city. The cool night air was a welcome contrast to the sweaty, boozy atmosphere inside. We leaned against the railing, not saying anything for a long moment, just listening to the distant hum of the city and the faint thump of the bass from inside.
âWell,â Droid finally said, breaking the silence. He sounded slightly nervous, which was unusual for him. âThat happened.â
I chuckled, kicking my heels against the metal railing. âYeah, it did. Global audience and all.â
âIâm⊠not sorry.â He turned to face me, the city lights reflecting in his eyes. The fake fur around his face looked a little worse for wear, and his werewolf makeup was slightly smudged, but he still looked incredibly handsome. In a âjust kissed me in front of thousands of peopleâ kind of way.
âMe neither,â I admitted, meeting his gaze. âBut⊠what now? Weâve been friends for, like, forever. And nowâŠthis.â I gestured vaguely between us.
âNow,â Droid said, stepping closer, âwe figure it out. Together. If you want to, that is.â He reached out, his fingers brushing against my cheek.
The touch sent a shiver down my spine. âOf course, I want to,â I whispered. âI just⊠I donât want to ruin our friendship.â
âAstra,â he said, his voice low and sincere. âOur friendship is strong. It can handle this. And if it can't⊠maybe this is worth risking.â
He was right. This felt too good to ignore. The way he understood me, the comfort we had with each other, the undeniable spark that had always been simmering beneath the surface⊠it was worth the risk.
âOkay,â I said, nodding. âOkay, letâs figure it out. But first,â I grinned, grabbing his hand and pulling him back towards the chaos inside, âwe need to confiscate Pezzyâs laptop.â
The next few days were a whirlwind. The clip of our kiss went viral. We did damage control interviews, jokingly acknowledging the âincidentâ and trying to steer the conversation towards our actual streams. We even made a joint statement on Twitter, carefully worded to appease both our communities and our managers.
But amidst the online frenzy, we focused on each other. We talked, a lot. We went on awkward, slightly surreal dates where we were constantly recognized and asked for autographs. We navigated the tricky waters of transitioning from friends to something more, learning each otherâs boundaries and desires.
It wasnât always easy. There were moments of doubt, of insecurity, of wondering if weâd made a huge mistake. But every time, we came back to the same undeniable truth: we were good together. We made each other laugh, we supported each otherâs dreams, and we had a connection that was rare and precious.
A few weeks later, I was back on Pezzyâs stream, guesting on his regular Friday Night Games stream. He was still milking the kiss for all it was worth, using the emote constantly and making endless jokes about it.
âSo, ____,â he said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. âAny updates on the Droid front? Are we hearing wedding bells yet?â
I rolled my eyes, but I couldnât help the smile that tugged at my lips. âPezzy, youâre incorrigible. No wedding bells, but things are going well. Really well.â
âThatâs what they all say,â he retorted, but his tone was lighthearted. âWell, Iâm happy for you guys. Even if it did cost me my dignity to capture it on film.â
Suddenly, Droid walked into the frame, wrapping his arms around my waist from behind. âWhat are you two gossiping about?â he asked, nuzzling my neck.
Pezzy gasped dramatically. âOh my god, theyâre doing PDA on my stream! The content gods are smiling upon me!â
I laughed, leaning back into Droidâs embrace. âJust ignore him,â I said to Droid. âHeâs just trying to get a reaction.â
Droid grinned, looking directly into the camera. âWell, heâs getting one. Right now, the only thing Iâm thinking about is taking ___ out for a nice dinner. Maybe a little dancing later.â
The chat went wild. Emotes flooded the screen. Pezzy looked like he was about to explode with excitement.
âAlright, alright, I get the hint,â Pezzy said, throwing his hands up in mock surrender. âGo enjoy your date. And try to keep it PG for once, okay? My stream can only handle so much excitement.â
Droid winked at the camera, then turned his attention back to me. âReady to go, Fallen Angel?â
I smiled, feeling a warmth spread through my chest. âReady when you are, Werewolf Boy.â
As we walked out of the room, leaving Pezzy to manage the chaos on his own, I knew we still had a long way to go.
I have a request for the Clooless guys
Could it be the Clooless guys meeting the reader in person for the first time at a like at a mall or a fair. The twist is the reader has never shown their face so they donât know what they look like. So the reader decides to have fun with them. Following them around and sending the guys photos of them in a group chat. This is flustering them because clearly the reader can see them but they canât find them. Eventually they walk up to the group pretending to be a fan wanting a photo, they get it, then send it to the group chat ending their little game. The reader apologizes offers to pay for a meal and some drinks as an apology and they all have a fun night.
I hope your having a good day or night
Summary: Faceless reader/youtuber plays mind games with the guys
TW: cursing, lmk if I missed anything <3
As I was leisurely walking up to the ticket stand, I grabbed my season pass out of my small black purse that was slung over my left shoulder. The girl saw my pass and let me walk through without a word, which made me quite paranoid. I kept my head on a swivel making sure no one is recording or recognizing me. My hair was flowing down my shoulders, ending at the bottom of my back.Â
I kept walking around the vendor section looking for a certain small trinket, to add to my collection of weird little things. My eyes spotted a copper witch broom besom on a skull, as I was about to grab it another hand snagged it up. My eyes trailed their arm up to their face, my eyes widened and I backed up slowly, it was Droids as in ElasticDroid. My eyes wandered around the open area and saw the guys trying to meet up with Droid.Â
I played it cool and kept looking around at the vendors table, I was listening into the guys conversation.Â
âDroid, we finally found you. Why do you keep moving while we are trying to meet up with you man?â Puffer asked, annoyed .
âDude, Iâm sorry but look what I found! Isnât it cool, like um uh ____ would have?â Droid questioned excitedly.
âItâs slightly creepy, not gonna lie. But it does seem like ____ would have that on her shelf.â Grizzy responded wearily, he kept his eyes on it.
âDroid, are you buying that for her?â Pezzy asked.
âDuh, of course I am. Why else would I have it in my hand?â Droid snarked back at Pezzy, the guys laughed together.Â
I sneakily walked away from the group, I had a master plan forming in my head. I took out my phone to make it look like I was trying to take a picture of the surrounding venue, but really I was taking a picture of the guys. They were laughing at Droid, as he took out his wallet to pay for my âsurpriseâ new trinket. I opened Discord to send a text.Â
*PICTURE*
{You guys look like you are having at that vendor's table ;)}
Before I sent that non-cryptic message, I started walking away, so they wouldnât see me being suspicious.Â
Droid
{Uh what?}Â
PezzyÂ
{when did you decide to move to Texas, WHAT?!}
Puffer
{Definitely not creepy at all ____}
Grizzy
{Nah this is why I stay home, ____)
{whattttt noooo, definitely not creepy Puffer. <3)
{I always lived in Texas Pezzy}
{love you droid *mwah*}
{Grizzy shush, you love meee}
DroidÂ
{_____ where are you?}
Grizzy
{yeah, letâs meet up}
Puffer
{Nah, we hate woman lol}
Pezzy
{true fuck woman LMAO}
{Iâm really feeling the love guys}
{maybe we will meet up after I do some browsing, and looking at the animals *mwah*}
I put my phone away in my purse and pulled some cash out and stuffed the bills in my pocket. I walked to wing 3B, where they kept the animals. I found a table where you can buy a bucket of food for the fur babies, after my transaction I marched my way through people with a purpose to feed the babies. I reached my first destination of a pen with a momma goat feeding her kids, I tiptoed over to her, grabbed a handful of feed and stretched my arm over the chicken wire fence to have my hand right there in front of her face. Momma goat finally relaxed when she realized I wasnât here to harm, but to help her take care of her and the babies, she ate right out of my left hand.Â
After the goat finished eating I moved onto the other animals, while walking around I spotted the guys again and snapped a quick picture once I got my phone out of my purse.Â
*PICTURE*
{Hmmm, you guys must be Clooless}Â
{hehhe}
Puffer
{Hahah I see what you did there}
Grizzy
{Reallll funnny}
Pezzy
{*face palm*}
Droid
{ahaha what?}Â
{cmon on droid keep up with me}
I put my phone up in one of my pockets in my bottoms. Walking away from the scene to the next animals, llamas. As I was feeding one of the dark caramel colored llamas, I heard a set of footsteps walk up to me. I spun on my heel being face to face with Pezzy, I saw Puffer slowly walking to Pezzy.Â
âYes? How can I help you?â I asked politely, trying not to be suspicious.
âI just wanted to say that my friends but mostly me, think you are really beautiful. Is there any way I can get your number?â Pezzy answered my question with another question. I shifted on the soles of my feet, thinking about it. *they donât have my number, so might as well give it to them and fuck around with Pezzy later*
âUm yeah sure, do you want to write it down or type it into your phone?â I agreedÂ
âOh yeah, my bad.â Pezzy fumbled to get his phone out of his left pocket. He opened his message app and I quickly typed my number in with a contact name of ____.
âText me later okay?â I suggested with a smile and wave goodbye
âWill do, _____.â Pezzy smiled and walked offÂ
I was giggling with a small jiggle in my body as I walked to different sections. My brain is reeking with excitement and ideas of how to fully fuck with them and reveal myself to them at the same time. After feeding and visiting all the animals and seeing all the children light up with smiles, I took myself outside to go explore the fair games set up.Â
When I arrived at the games, the boys minus Pezzy were standing around with a drink in their hands laughing and picking on each other. I walked shyly up to them acting like I was a fan wanting a picture or a hug.
âIâm so sorry to disturb yâall but is there any way I can take a picture with yâall or at least a hug?â I asked with my cheeks turning a bit pink.Â
âOh my god, yes. Câmon Grizzy take the photo.â Droid said excitedly and set his bag on the ground. I handed my phone to Grizzy, then all of us got in frame, made a funny face and clicked! Photo success!
âIf you want, Pezzy should be back any minute if you want one with him.â Grizzy suggested while Puffer was giving me a hawk eye like he was trying to figure me out.
âI would love to, but I have to start heading home. Thank you again, yâall stay safe.â I wish them luck and hopefully I donât get caught just yet.Â
I walked back to my car, unlocked the driver side and slid onto the seat. I took a deep breath to calm my heart rate, my heart feels like it is beating out of my chest. Once my keys were in the ignition and my phone hooked up to my bluetooth stereo, I opened the groupchat to reveal my âprankâ on the guys.Â
*PICTURE*
{it was nice meeting you guys <3}
Grizzy
{nah, no way you playing?!}
PufferÂ
{I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE WAS SUS}
DroidÂ
{WHAT?! I WAS PLAYED WITH BEFORE I WAS TAKEN TO DINNER}
{I CANT BELIEVE THIS BULLLL SHIT}
Pezzy
{....____?}
{Hi guyssss, I hope you all aren't too mad?}
{I was nervous, don't fully expect me to have face cam on now lol}
{yes, pezz?}
Puffer
{Pezzy you really sought after her didnt you?}
Pezzy
{I DIDNT KNOW ON GOD PUFFER}
Droid
{Now you lost me and grizz}
{we are starting at eachother like 2 big idiots}
Puffer
{you know how pezzy surprisingly got a girls number}
Pezzy
{SHUT UP PUFFER}
Grizzy
{OMG YOU ASKED ____ AND DINT KNOW IT WAS HER!?!?}
Droid
{Pezzy just has that aura mannn}
{well i wasnt gonnnaa say anythingâŠ}
{I DIDNT want to put him on the spot like that, cmon puff}
Puffer
{what?! Someone had to dude}
{anywayyyys, Iâm heading to Waffle House yall. Yall coming as well? My treat?}
Night of laughter
Astigmatic
Drunk Clooless moments
Three Players?
Clooless Comfort
Surprise Attack
Vibe Haven
A Tender Moment
Fairly Clooless
Not Clooless anymore
The Charm of Cherry Blossoms
Birthday Podcast
Clooless Queen
Summary: In amidst of unexpected changes and challenges, Puffer stays on his feet.
TW: Fainting, sick!reader
Across the house, I stirred in bed, the remnants of sleep tying my limbs in a heavy embrace. The soft rustle of Pufferâs voice, accompanied by the familiar sound of virtual cards being flipped, pulled me from my dreams, but my body craved just a few more moments of rest. I pushed myself up, ready to join him in the world of streaming, when a sudden wave of dizziness washed over me without warning.
In an instant, the room shifted; the vibrant colors of my LED lights blurred as I stumbled sideways, the world tilting on its axis. Before I could grasp what was happening, darkness enveloped you completely.
The sound of a big bang snapped Puffer out of his focused commentary. His heart raced as he glanced toward the door, only to think of the worst that could be happening. Panic ignited in his chest. âWait, what just happened?!â he muttered, gripping his phone tightly before ending the stream, his fans left in a state of confusion as he dodged the questions and comments rising like a wave.Â
He rushed up the stairs to your side, kneeling down beside you. âBabe?â he asked softly, brushing a gentle hand against your shoulder. When there was no response, he felt a surge of urgency. You were down for the count.
He carefully lifted you, cradling your body in his arms, heart racing as he felt your slight weight against him. There was a time when his adrenaline was focused on game scores and virtual achievements, but in that moment, it was a different kind of urgency altogether. He gently placed you back on the bed, ensuring you were cushioned and comfortable.
âWhatâs going on?â he murmured, his brow furrowing with concern. He reached out, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear, unable to shake the worry that clung to him like a shadow. Your skin felt cool under his touch, prompting him to fetch an extra blanket, draping it over you like a protective cocoon.
With a racing heart, he pulled up his phone, dialing for help, his mind screaming through every worst-case scenario. Yet, despite the chaos swirling within him, he kept his voice steady. âHey, I need an ambulanceâŠmy girlfriend just fainted. Yeah, sheâs breathing, but I canât wake her upâŠâ
As he awaited their response, he sat on the edge of the bed, his eyes never leaving you. He brushed your hand with his thumb, wishing desperately for you to open your eyes and smile at him as you always did. âYou canât leave me like this,â he whispered softly, his voice barely above a trembling breath. âWe have a wedding to plan, babe!â
Minutes felt like hours, and just as relief started to wash over him with the sound of sirens drawing closer, you began to stir. Your eyelids fluttered as if waking from a heavy fog, and Puffer leaned in closer, hope igniting like fire within him. âHey, hey, there you are! Itâs okay, youâre safe,â he cooed, the tremor of fear mixing with a surge of relief.
With a groggy murmur, I blinked a few times, disorientation still evident. âPuffer? What happened?â I asked, my voice hoarse as I attempted to sit up.
He gently pressed you back down, a reassuring smile touching his lips. âYou fainted, love. But youâre okay now. Help is on the way, just relax,â he replied, his heart still racing but now with gratitude for my return.
As the sirens neared, he brushed his fingers over mine, grounding you in the moment. I met his gaze, concern etched across my features. âI didnât mean to ruin your streamâŠâ
He chuckled softly, the weight of his fear lightening in an instant. âNah, theyâll survive without a few packs. Youâre my number one priority.â
NOW THIS IS JUST SO CUTE LIKE
f!reader, sleep stream, cuddles, request đŠ
The makeshift sleeping area was dimly lit, pillows and blankets spread across the floor to accommodate everyone in this late-night âsleep stream.â The cameraâs gentle red light indicated that thousands were watching, but at this hour, who would have the energy to do more than doze off? Thatâs what you told yourself, anyway, as you struggled to settle in. You had your own pillow and blanket, positioned near Grizzy, but for some reason you couldnât drift off. Maybe it was the soft murmuring of your friends scattered around, or the muted giggles that occasionally rose into the darkness. Maybe it was the strange tension of sleeping on camera, the knowledge that chat was filling with messages you couldnât see. Whatever it was, you were restless. Grizzy lay on his side a few feet away, hoodie pulled low, breathing steady but not quite asleep. The subtle curve of his shoulder and the slow rise and fall of his chest looked inviting. You thought about it for a momentâwould it be weird to move closer? The two of you had never explicitly defined what you were. Close friends, sure. And youâd shared stolen moments that hinted at something deeper. But here, in the hush and half-light, it just felt natural to seek him out. You scooted closer, inch by inch, until you could feel the warmth radiating from his body. He turned his head just slightly and caught your gaze, a soft, sleepy smile forming on his lips.
Without words, he shifted his arm, an open invitation. You accepted, curling gently into his side, your head resting just near his chest. The fabric of his hoodie was soft against your cheek, and he smelled faintly of detergent and something comforting you couldnât name. âCanât sleep?â he asked, voice a low whisper. You shook your head slightly, managing a quiet hum of acknowledgment. He exhaled softly, not quite a laugh, more like acceptance. He didnât push or teaseâjust slipped an arm around you, holding you close so you could feel the slow rhythm of his breathing. It worked better than any lullaby, making your eyelids heavier, coaxing you into relaxation. Until the noise started to pick up again. Someone whispered too loudly, another friend let out a muffled laugh, and a plastic bottle rolled across the floor with a hollow clunk. Grizzy tensed slightly beneath you, and you heard a muffled sigh escape him. âBe right back,â he murmured, carefully disengaging himself. You propped yourself on an elbow, watching as he stood and padded quietly across the room. You couldnât see exactly what he was doingâmaybe asking them to keep it down, or adjusting something, but he moved with calm purpose, his silhouette outlined softly against the streaming equipment in the corner. The moment he left, you felt unmoored.
You tried to settle back down alone, but everything felt off. The space where heâd been was too cool and empty now. Without giving it much thought, you stood up too, following behind him on light feet. Like a sleepwalker drawn to a familiar beacon, you trailed after him, unsure if you were even visible on the streamâs camera. You just knew you didnât want to be away from him. Not now, in this vulnerable, late hour. He turned, surprised to find you behind him, and his expression softened. He reached out, brushing the back of his fingers against your arm. âWhatâs wrong?â he asked quietly. You shook your head again, not trusting your voice to stay steady. You felt silly, but he didnât tease. Instead, he offered a lopsided smile and nodded toward a quieter corner of the room where a couple of pillows lay stacked. You followed him there, slipping down together onto the floor. This spot felt cozier, maybe a bit more out of the cameraâs direct line of sight. Grizzy adjusted the pillows and beckoned you closer. âCâmere,â he said softly. You obliged, settling back into his side with a relieved sigh. His arm draped over your shoulders, your head tucked under his chin. The noises from across the room felt distant now, muffled by the barrier of his presence. He murmured a quiet âBetter?â and you nodded, smiling into the soft fabric of his hoodie.
With him holding you, the tension ebbed away. Your limbs grew heavier, thoughts drifting aimlessly. The soft warmth of his body was like an anchor in the hush of the night, and you felt yourself sinking into something close to sleep. Maybe you felt his lips brush lightly against the top of your headâmaybe it was your imagination. Either way, the gentle affection radiating off of him wrapped around you, and nothing else mattered. When morning came, the viewers would find the stream ended sometime in the night. They wouldnât know all the detailsâjust a vague memory of two figures curled together, drifting peacefully off, content and comfortable. But you would remember the quiet steps taken in the dark, the comforting press of his arm around you, and how natural it felt to follow him anywhereâeven half-asleepâjust to end the night in each otherâs arms.
Summary: As the screen flickered with the ever-so-satisfying sight of paint slowly drying, you found yourself imagining a world beyond the confines of Smii7yâs April Foolsâ Day masterpiece.
TW: Established relationship
"I watched Paint Dry"
The clock on the wall ticked steadily, but your mind began to wander while you both sat on the couch, the sound of his voice narrating the mundane process filling the air.
âI swear, next year, Iâm going to pull off the biggest prank ever,â Smii7y chuckled, adjusting his headset, his eyes still glued to the screen. His excitement was palpable, and even though you found the concept amusing, three hours of watching paint dry had started to wear thin on your patience.Â
âIs it too soon to talk about dinner?â you asked playfully, nudging him with your elbow.Â
âDinner? But the paint is just about to reach its peak gloss!â he replied dramatically, feigning betrayal. But you could see the corner of his mouth twitching with a smileâhe loved how easy it was to playfully poke fun at each other.
As you got up to refill your glass of water, you thought about meals for the week. Meal prepping had been something you both talked about doingâafter all, weeknight dinners could get chaotic with his streaming schedule and your own commitments.
âOkay, how about we make a deal?â you suggested, returning with a glass of ice-cold water. âIf I help you with the video for the next prank, you promise to meal prep with me tomorrow.â
âPerfect! I canât turn down an offer like that,â he replied, eyes sparkling with mischief. âBut you have to promise to be just as creative with our meal options as I am with my jokes.â
âDeal!â you grinned, knowing exactly where this was heading. You would challenge one another to create funny meal names based on the absurdity he thrived on. âHow about⊠âSteam-Powered Veggiesâ for our stir fry?â
Smii7y burst into laughter, nodding enthusiastically. âAnd Iâll make sure my signature âMystery Meatâ is on the menu, because whatâs a prank without a little surprise, right?â
The banter transitioned seamlessly back to the video as the paint-stirring narration went on, but there was that subtle undertone of excitement brewing between you both over the meal prepping idea.Â
Three hours into the video, with a few comments suggested hilariously, you decided you could best support him from afar. You snuck your phone out and started messaging your favorite food blogs, searching for witty meal inspiration to bring to life in your own prep session.Â
After a while, you turned to him again. âOkay, Iâll leave you to your paint-drying magic for a while. I have some meal ideas to brainstorm, and Iâll check in on your progress later on.â
âFine, but donât blame me when you miss the most exciting part!â he teased, waving his arms as you walked towards the kitchen.
As you flipped through ideas, envisioning a week filled with laughterâand pranks over dinnerâyou couldnât help but giggle to yourself. Smii7y always found ways to make the mundane hilarious, and together, youâd craft a series of meals worthy of a viral video in their own right.
Later that evening, as you wrapped up your brainstorming, you made your way back to him, ready for whatever absurd ideas he had pulled from his six hours of paint drying.Â
Together, the two of you began strategizing your prank-filled meal plan, transforming the evening into laughter, creativity, and, who knows, perhaps an April Foolsâ Meal Prep Challenge to share with his audience!
Clooless Queen
Summary: In the vibrant world of the Clooless Podcast, the air was electric with excitement. Grizzy, Puffer, Droid, and Pezzy were bustling around, their chatter filled with laughter and enthusiasm as they set the stage for their latest adventure. This time, it wasn't just about banter; it was about showcasing their newly dropped merch, and who better to model it than their very own Clooless Queen?
TW: play flirting
The day began with a spin on the bikes. Clad in the latest colorful jackets emblazoned with quirky designs and the iconic Clooless logo, I hopped onto my bike, the wind whipping through my hair. Grizzy captured the moment, snapping a pic as I zoomed past him, striking a pose mid-pedal with a playful grin.Â
Next, it was Pezzyâs turn. With a cheeky grin, he offered me a ride on his custom bike, adorned with every sticker imaginable. I climbed on, laughing as the bike wobbled playfully beneath us. Grizzy caught a shot of us zooming around, a dynamic duo resembling a scene straight out of a cartoon.Â
Then came the iconic âClooless Koala Bearâ moment. I playfully hopped onto Droid's back while he pretended to be massively burdened, stumbling around while everyone else erupted in guttural laughter. "Look at the Clooless Queen taking her royal ride," Puffer joked, camera in hand to immortalize our fun-filled moments. I felt like the star of a sensational circus act, draped in Clooless gear, cheerful as can be.
The laughter crescendoed as we moved to the arcade. My competitive spirit came alive; we challenged each other to a heated showdown in a retro arcade game. With the pixels flashing before my eyes, I knocked out the highest score, echoing cheers from the crew. âClooless Queen strikes again!â Droid yelled, tossing a high five my way.Â
And just when I thought the day couldn't get any better, we all gathered for a collective photo shoot, the sun setting behind us casting golden light over our shenanigans. Puffer, trying to flirt in his own unique way, declared, âWith you wearing those Clooless threads, the world better get ready to recognize the Clooless Queen,â making everyone laugh endlessly at his charming offbeat bravado.
The playful banter continued as we struck poses for the camera. I felt like a celebrity, flaunting the merch with each exaggerated flourishâtwists, jumps, and mock runway walks. The vibrant colors of our jackets popped against the pastel hues of the sunset, as if we were a walking canvas of joy.Â
As the freezing frames captured our animated expressions, Pezzy leaned in closer and whispered, âSeriously, thoughâno one wears those threads quite like you do. You bring the hype in a whole new way!â The sincerity behind his playful words made my heart swell; I could feel the warmth of their appreciation wrapping around me like one of those cozy cloaks from our merch line.
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f!reader, pregnancy, caring boyfriend, requestđŠ
It was late afternoon, and the house was filled with the soft hum of the air conditioner. You were perched on the couch, eight months pregnant and feeling every bit of it. Your feet ached, your back was sore, and your mood hovered somewhere between irritated and teary. The baby, bless their squirmy little self, kept nudging your ribs like a persistent drummer. And to top it off, you were hungryâhungry in a way that made no sense. One minute you wanted pickles, the next minute pancakes, then maybe both together. You knew it was hormones and cravings talking, but that didnât make them any easier to ignore. In the kitchen, Grizzy was a whirlwind of activity, rummaging through cabinets and the fridge. He wore sweatpants and a loose shirt, moving with a determined kind of tenderness. Ever since youâd hit the later stages of pregnancy, heâd made it his personal mission to keep you and the baby satisfiedâfood, comfort, massages, and all the love you could stand. It wasnât just caretaking; it was worship. He loved every curve of your changing body, every new complaint and craving was met with compassion and a near-heroic eagerness. âAlright,â he called out, voice warm and steady, âweâve got leftover fried rice or I can whip up some pancakes. You said pancakes earlier, right?â
You sighed dramatically, throwing your head back against the cushion. âI said I wanted pancakes and pickles,â you grumbled, though a small smile tugged at your lips at how ridiculous it sounded. âI know itâs weird.â Grizzy popped his head around the corner, grinning. âBabe, itâs not weird. Itâs pregnancy cravings. Iâve got your back. Pickled pancakesââ He made a playful face. âOkay, maybe Iâll just give you both separately.â You snorted, feeling a touch better just from his easy acceptance. âYeah, maybe not together,â you conceded, âbut I do want both.â He disappeared again, and soon the smell of something warm and sweet drifted into the living room. You closed your eyes, hand resting on your belly, feeling the baby shift. A few minutes later, Grizzy returned with a plate of fluffy pancakes drizzled with syrup and a small bowl of pickles on the side. He placed them on the coffee table and then knelt beside you, reaching for your feet to rub gentle circles into your arches. âHowâs that?â he asked softly, eyes full of concern and love. âBetter?â You nodded, taking a bite of pancake. âMhm,â you mumbled through a mouthful, âthis helps. Thank you.â The sweetness hit your tongue, and you almost wanted to cry from relief. He squeezed your calf reassuringly, then leaned up to kiss your forehead. âAlways,â he said quietly. âI love taking care of you two.â Your heart softened. He truly did mean it. Heâd been so patient and attentiveâfeeding you, rubbing your back, holding you when you cried for no reason.
And there was something else, too: the way his gaze lingered on your growing belly like it was the most beautiful thing heâd ever seen. âNelson,â you began, voice hushed, âyou really donât mind all this? The weird moods, the cravings, theâŠchanges?â He let out a gentle laugh and slid onto the couch beside you, pulling you closer. âMind it? Are you kidding? Iâm completely obsessed.â His hand cupped your belly, thumb stroking lightly. âI love every second of thisâthe bump, your curves, your attitude.â He lowered his voice, near a whisper. âAnd how much I want you, even more now.â You blushed, heat pooling low in your belly. Hormones made you irritable, yes, but they also amplified your desire at the strangest moments. It was true that sometimes, when you were cranky or uncomfortable, Grizzyâs solution was to guide you into the bedroom and remind you how cherished and desirable you were. And if nothing else worked to lighten your mood, well, he had other waysâlike burying his face between your legs, kissing and licking you into a state of blissful forgetfulness. âSpeaking of wanting me,â you said softly, turning to look at him, a spark of mischief in your eyes, âIâm in a mood.â It was half a statement, half a request for relief that only he could provide. His gaze darkened with understanding. âOh, you want that kind of comfort.â He set the plate aside, leaning in to kiss your jaw, then your neck. âLet me guess, you feel tense?â He pressed another kiss at the base of your throat, voice going low.
âCould use some attention?â You nodded, breath hitching. âMhmm.â âFinish your food first,â he teased, hand slipping under your shirt to caress the underside of your belly. âGotta keep you fed.â His tone was playful, but you could see the hungry gleam in his eye. âThen Iâm all yours.â You grinned, quickly popping a pickle slice into your mouth, heart thudding with anticipation.
The next morning, Grizzy had a spot on Clooless, the podcast he co-hosted with friends. You were curled up on the couch, phone propped up to watch the live recording. They joked about random topics, current events, and gaming highlights. Eventually, the conversation drifted to personal life updates. You perked up, knowing Grizzy might mention you and the baby. âSo, Grizzy,â Puffer began, leaning into the mic, âtell us whatâs new on the home front. I know youâve been preparing for parenthood, to become a father.â Grizzy smiled, the kind that reached his eyes and softened his whole expression. âMan, Iâm justââ he paused, searching for words, âIâm so excited. I know I joke a lot, but this is huge for me. Weâre close, you know? Just a few more weeks.â Pezzy teased, âI bet youâre freaking out. Getting the nursery ready and all that?â He chuckled, leaning closer to the mic. âThe nurseryâs set. Itâs adorable. But more than that, Iâm obsessed with my girlfriend right now. I swear, pregnancy isâŠsomething else. Iâve never seen her look more beautiful, moreâŠjust full of life. Sheâs strong, dealing with all the aches and cravings, and I get to be there, help out, make her pancakes at midnight if she wants. Iâd do anything for her.â Your cheeks went warm at his words. He continued, voice turning more earnest, almost reverent. âIâm serious, itâs like Iâm seeing her in a whole new light. Every curve, every little complaint, Iâm just likeââYes, let me fix it. Let me make it easier.ââ He laughed a bit at himself, âyou guys think Iâm whipped, but honestly? Iâm so whipped, itâs not even funny. Iâm grateful every day.â
Your heart clenched at the love pouring out of him. Even filtered through the screen, it was powerful. He was gushing, shameless and proud, letting the world know how much he adored you and the baby growing inside you. Droid chimed in, âDamn, Grizzy, this kidâs not even here yet and youâre already the ultimate dad.â âCanât help it,â Grizzy replied, smiling so big you could see his dimples. âI canât wait. They both give me purpose, you know? And if I can make her laugh when sheâs moody, or feed them when sheâs craving something weird, or justââ He lowered his voice, more intimate now, ââshow her how much I worship her body as it grows our child, then thatâs all I need.â You swallowed, blinking back a sudden wave of emotion. It meant so much that he celebrated you, that he didnât shy away from talking about how he admired you, even in public. Later, after the podcast, he returned home. You were waiting, leaning against the doorframe. He shot you a look, half-worried, half-hopeful. âCaught the show?â he asked, tone light, but you could see the question in his eyes. You nodded, stepping forward to wrap your arms around his waist, resting your head against his chest. âI did,â you murmured. âYou made me cry, you know.â He pressed a kiss to the top of your head. âHappy tears, I hope.â âVery happy tears,â you assured him, tilting your head back to meet his gaze. âAnd now Iâm hungry.â His face lit up, that playful grin returning. âHungry, huh? Whatâs on the menu tonight?â
You pretended to think hard. âHmmm. Not sure. Something sweet, maybe. And thenâŠmaybe you?â He laughed softly, shaking his head in affectionate disbelief. âYouâre insatiable.â âYour fault,â you teased, poking his chest lightly. âYou made me this spoiled.â His eyes flashed with that familiar heat, hands settling on your hips, thumbs brushing your belly. âOh, Iâm just getting started,â he murmured, voice dropping to that husky tone that made your insides flip. âLetâs take care of both cravings, shall we?â You grinned, heart full, body thrumming with contentment and desire. Together, you moved into the apartment, the scent of home and love and possibility surrounding you. Everything felt right: his devotion, your laughter, the life growing inside youâand the promise that, no matter what, he was there to feed every hunger, soothe every ache, and worship every inch of your pregnant body.
f!reader, gaming chaos, fluff, teasing romance, soft pezzy, heart rate monitor, requestđŠ
The glow of Pezzyâs gaming monitors bathed the small room in a mix of blues and purples. He was mid-stream, the guysâ laughter echoing through his headset as they explored the creepy halls of an abandoned asylum in their multiplayer horror game. His heart rate monitor was visible on the screen, the numbers holding steady at 80 BPM as he expertly dodged a ghost that nearly cornered him. âPezzy, my guy, your heart rateâs too normal,â Droid teased. âIâm starting to think youâre immune to fear.â âDonât jinx it,â Pezzy replied, his voice steady but focused. âYâall know how these games go. One big scare, and Iâm done for.â âDone for? Bro, youâd have a better chance surviving Y/N walking into the room lookingââ Smii7y started, but he never got to finish his sentence. Because just then, the door to Pezzyâs gaming room creaked open, and you walked in. Fresh from the shower, your damp hair clung to your shoulders, and the soft, slightly damp robe hugged your figure in a way that made it impossible not to notice.
You didnât think much of itâyou were just popping in to grab a charger from the desk near him. But for Pezzy, the sight of you rendered him completely useless. His heart rate monitor spiked immediately, jumping from 80 to 120 BPM, as he froze in his seat. The guys noticed instantly. âYo!â Droid shouted. âWhat the hell just happened? Pezzy, you good, bro? Did the ghost get you?â âForget the ghost,â Puffer chimed in, cracking up. âPezzy just died in real life. His heart rate shot up like 40 points in two seconds!â You paused, confused by the sudden outburst. Turning your head, you caught a glimpse of Pezzyâs screen, where his heart rate monitor was flashing wildly, the numbers climbing higher and higher. Then you looked at him, his face flushed and his jaw slightly slack as he stared at you. âWaitâŠâ you said, a slow grin spreading across your face. âWas that because of me?â âDonât,â Max said quickly, his voice strained as his gaze darted from you to the screen. âDonât say it.â âOh, it was definitely her,â Grizzy laughed, practically wheezing.
âY/N, what are you even wearing? My manâs heart canât take it!â âItâs just a robe,â you replied innocently, though the mischievous glint in your eye betrayed you. You turned to Pezzy, leaning on the edge of his desk. âYou okay, babe? You seem a little⊠distracted.â His heart rate spiked again, and the guys erupted into another round of laughter. âBro, this is better than the game!â Puffer howled. âWe donât even need the ghost to kill himâY/Nâs got it covered.â âI hate you all,â Max muttered, dragging a hand down his face. âAnd you,â he said, pointing at you. âStop.â âStop what?â you asked, feigning innocence as you leaned in closer, your damp hair brushing his shoulder. âIâm just standing here.â His heart rate monitor hit a new high, and Droid lost it completely. âSomeone call 911! Weâre losing him!â You couldnât help but laugh as you straightened up, leaning down to press a quick kiss to his cheek. âIâll leave you to your game,â you teased, heading for the door. âTry not to die, okay?â The door closed behind you, and Max let out a shaky breath, leaning back in his chair.
âPezzy,â Puffer said through his laughter, âyouâre the first guy to die in a horror game without even leaving the safe zone. Congrats, man.â âYâall are the worst,â Pezzy grumbled, though the small, lingering smile on his face said otherwise. The game continued after you left the room, but Max was a shadow of his usual self. His responses were delayed, his movements clunky, and his heart rate refused to dip below 100 BPM. Every time someone teased him, it only made it worse. âPezzy, focus up, bro,â Droid said between laughs. âWeâre in the middle of a hunt, and youâre still recovering from Y/Nâs jumpscare.â âSheâs not a jumpscare,â Max shot back, his voice flustered. âShe justââ âWalked in and broke your brain,â Grizzy finished for him, snickering. âItâs okay, man. We get it. Love does things to a guy.â âShut up,â Max grumbled, tryingâand failingâto regain focus. His character rounded a corner in the game, and the ghost appeared out of nowhere, screeching as it lunged toward him.
Max yelped, slamming his keyboard as his heart rate monitor spiked again. âHeâs dead again!â Droid cackled, his laughter echoing through the headset. âDouble killâghost and Y/N, tag team champions of the night!â Max let out a long, defeated groan as his character crumpled to the ground. âIâm done. Iâm so done,â he muttered, leaning back in his chair. The guys howled with laughter as Max reached for his headset, muting himself as he leaned back with a heavy sigh. He glanced at the door, debating whether to follow you or finish the stream, but he knew he didnât stand a chance of focusing with you still on his mind. âAlright, chat,â he said, unmuting briefly to address his audience. âWeâre calling it for tonight. Thanks for hanging out, and uh⊠yeah, see you next time.â He ended the stream quickly, ignoring the flood of teasing messages from his chat. Peeling off his headset, Max stood and headed out of the gaming room, following the soft hum of music into the living room. You were curled up on the couch in your robe, scrolling through your phone, completely at ease.
âDone gaming already?â you teased without looking up, a playful smile tugging at your lips. âYeah, well,â Max started, running a hand through his hair, âitâs hard to focus when my girlfriend decides to look like that.â You laughed, setting your phone down as he came closer. âItâs just a robe, Max.â âNo, itâs a distraction,â he corrected, sitting down beside you. âYou literally derailed my entire stream.â You tilted your head, feigning innocence. âShould I apologize?â He grinned, shaking his head. âNo, but you should probably make it up to me.â You raised an eyebrow, amused. âOh? And how do you propose I do that?â Leaning in, he brushed a hand over your damp hair, his smile softening. âJust stay here,â he said simply, pulling you into his arms. âNo heart rate monitor. No jumpscares. Just us.â You let yourself relax against him, his warmth chasing away the chill from your still-damp robe. âYouâre impossible, you know that?â And youâre dangerous,â he replied, pressing a kiss to your temple.
âBut I wouldnât have it any other way.â
Summary: They were as different as night and day: ___ had a penchant for cozy afternoons spent with a good book, while Grizzy thrived on adventure, his heart racing at the thought of exploring new worlds through his video games. One bright morning, however, a thick fog of illness rolled in, shrouding ___ in an unexpected bout of sickness.
TW: Sick!Reader, established relationship
Bedridden and feeling as heavy as a rain cloud, she was surrounded by tissues and comforters that piled high like mountains around her. Despite the discomfort, a soft smile danced across her lips when she saw Grizzy enter the room, the embodiment of warmth and laughter.
As the door creaked open, Grizzy made his entrance like a breath of fresh air colliding with the stillness of the room. He wore his usual goofy grin, the kind that could lighten even the heaviest of hearts. His bright hoodie was speckled with video game characters, a hint of the adventures he often embarked upon in the pixelated worlds he loved.
With expert precision, he placed a steaming bowl of oatmeal topped with honey and slices of fruit on her bedside table, followed by a steaming herbal tea, the fragrant aroma wafting gently through the air.
âWith a sprinkle of magic and a dollop of love, this meal shall heal all woes!â Grizzy proclaimed, bowing as if presenting a royal feast.
âWhy thank you, dear chef!â ___ replied, her voice soft but bubbling with warmth. âI can already taste the love!â
Sitting on the edge of her bed, Grizzy watched her take bites of the oatmeal, his eyes filled with a mix of admiration and adoration. Heâd sneak in a kiss on her forehead every now and then, his lips lingering on her skin as if hoping to transfer a little of his energy to her.
âAh, my magnificent queen of cozy!â he proclaimed, his arms wide open as if to embrace the very room itself. âIâve come to banish the gloomy clouds that dare hover around you!â
___ chuckled softly, her voice barely above a whisper. âClouds canât be banished without a little sunshine, you know.â
âThen consider me a walking, talking ray of sunshine!â He struck a pose, puffing out his chest with exaggerated pride. âBut first, letâs make sure youâre as comfy as possible.âÂ
After arranging the mountains of comforters, Grizzy plucked a pillow from the pile and, with a flourish, swung it around like a swordsman twirling his blade. âFor the noble battle against the forces of illness!â he declared, tossing the pillow gently toward her, as light as a feather.
Feeling a renewed sense of comfort, ___âs smile widened, and she couldnât help but appreciate the effort he put into making her feel better. âYou always know how to turn my misery into something to smile about,â she admitted, her heart warming at his playful antics. âThank you, my love.â
âGuess what, gorgeous,â he said with an exaggerated flair, exploding her somber bubble with his infectious energy. âI know youâre feeling crummy, but Iâve got a secret weapon for you!â
___ raised an eyebrow, curiosity brightening her eyes, even if just a little.Â
âCome closer,â Grizzy whispered dramatically, leaning down as if sharing a clandestine plan. âYour boyfriend is about to forgo his usual recording schedule and instead, heâll be live-streaming our favorite gameâjust for you!â
___ couldnât help but giggle, even though her throat was still sore. âYou donât have to do that,â she protested weakly, grateful yet concerned that he was sacrificing his work for her sake.
âNonsense! I canât stand to see you like this,â Grizzy declared boldly, already setting up his streaming equipment. âThey can wait! Plus, who wouldnât want to see me on an epic adventure? With you cheering me on, itâll be quite the spectacle!â
___ chuckled softly, her heart swelling with affection as she watched Grizzy juggle his streaming setup. He always had a flair for the dramatic, but today, his intentions were pure and heartfelt. Little did he know how significant this gesture was to her spirit, especially in a time of feeling so frail and isolated.
After breakfast, Grizzy grabbed the tissues and carefully set them within reach. âAll set for our cozy day?â he asked, taking her hand in his and squeezing it gently.
âAbsolutely. Just donât forget the cuddles, after the stream!â she replied, her laughter soothing like honey to his ears.
With the character setup complete, Grizzy launched into the game, immersing both himself and ___ into a vibrant world filled with quests and colorful landscapes. The moment he slipped into his persona, Grizzy became a whirlwind of energy, performing stunts and dramatic gestures even the characters couldnât match.
As the game nearing its epic conclusion, Grizzyâs energy was contagious, wrapping ___ in a cocoon of enthusiasm. He finished the last level with an exuberant flair, playing up the moment as if he had just saved an entire kingdom from certain doom.
âWe did it!â he cheered, spinning around in glee before landing back on the chair, looking a bit winded but still radiating joy. âAnd now, itâs time for the promised cuddles!â
Their laughter still echoing in the air, they nestled deeper into the blankets. The world outside faded as the soft light of the afternoon slanted through the window, creating a golden glow around them.Â
For ___, the burdens of sickness fell away as she savored the warmth of Grizzy beside her. The camaraderie they shared while gaming carved out a small oasis in her mind, one filled with vibrant adventures and endless support. It was a reminder that even in moments of frailty, love could weave magic into the day, brightening their little world, making the ordinary feel extraordinary.
As they cozied up, Grizzy whispered endearingly, âHey baby, do you want to watch a movie to fall asleep to?âÂ
âMovie marathon sounds perfect,â ___ replied, envisioning a night filled with comfortâsnuggles and popcorn as they stepped themselves in the warmth of familiar stories.