“apart” And “a Part” Are Somehow Antonyms

“It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it.”

So the first one not only doesn’t have the subtitle, but it’s also a shorter gif than the second. These gifs reserved for only the mOST EXCITING OF ANYTHING

Oh Weird Al Yankovic.

Our fingers have fingertips, but our toes don’t have toetips. Yet we can tiptoe, but cannot tipfinger.

yep yep this this. if you don't have any posts or a clearly personalized non-bot profile description, blocked and reported. (ON THE OTHER HAND, I NOW GET EXTRA HAPPY SEEING AN ACTUAL PERSON FOLLOWED ME LOL)

i've gotten up to five bot followers in a day, and i'm a small small tumblr user. so the poor actually-popular people have a lot more to sift through.

(if i blocked you by mistake, you can message me from a different account, let me know your or your friend's other url, and i'll unblock you.)

To people signing up for new accounts: if your profile is of the name/age format with a conventionally attractive woman as the banner picture that isn't obviously a fandom lady, I'm going to assume you're a porn-bot and I'm going to block you immediately.

So if you did this and you're a real human being, show off your non-bot-side in literally any other way. Please. Add some funny meme that isn't funny anymore. State your sexuality loud and proud. Tell us what fictional character you dream about every night. Do something.

professor layton but like, wack 

professor reiton 

reiton

Another one

i’m gonna keep doing these edits until someone tells me to stop tbh