We need a Coca-Cola flavored and carbonated vape
Do people that do shadow puppets that are double jointed get to do like super complex shadow puppets that only double jointed people can do? Idk
Was playing candy crush and
What
When you send a family member memes but you can't tell if they're just that old or they dgaf and are sending you shit memes on purpose
Oh sweet Jesus look at this sweet heart ❤ 💙 💜 💖
When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went
Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."
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