THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T EAT IT I CAN'TTT

May you be smiled upon ♤

Andrew, the gravekeeper

Dumb theory

The homunculi are loosely based of different monster archetypes:

Envy - dragon??? or whatever Kingdom Death: Monster is. Pride - eldritch horror Gluttony - body horror monster Greed - vampire Lust - all those women in folklore who drown men Sloth - big burly brute/ogre Wrath - the "human monster"/slasher Father - the devil

Envy shenanigans cuz I want to use him as a dress up doll

i love ouran high school host club so much bc they love to enable tamaki it’s like he’s a family dog and everyone’s schedule is built around taking care of him

Service dogs

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

idk whats wrong with be but i feel the urge to cut a piece or hair and stick it up to look like one of those anime/cartoon characters antennas. the official name is a ahoge and i want one. ik it would be annoying to style and look bad irl but idc. if only i could alchemy it up

it took me over an hour to find this clip help