I Hate That Such Cute Art Put This Thought In My Head, But I Feel Sorry For People Who Have To Kiss Smokers.

That’s probably not the safest object to play fetch with.

Why does this bootleg Millie plush have a receding hairline???

I hope her and bootleg Moxxie stay together.

Rocket in that one panel of the Hunt For Starlord comic made me think of that one Elmo meme

Howdy friends, mutuals, and followers. I hope I'm not being annoying, but... Did you know that I'm a VTuber with a YouTube channel where I post videos of video game and visual novel playthroughs? (And I plan to get into video essays soon!)

My channel has been struggling pretty badly the past few weeks (my newer content may be shadowbanned? But I am unsure since I am still a very small creator) and it would mean the world to me if people would consider subscribing to my channel.

I'm trying to get to 1000 subscribers and I only need 77 more!

(I understand if y'all are uninterested. I know sometimes my reblogs are probably more up your alley than my content. But I'm still putting it out there!)

YouTube

CryptidPlays

Howdy! I'm Cryptid (he/they). I'm a gamer and giant moth cryptid from the US. (I'm a VTuber by day, and an unknowable creature by night.)

I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

I am actually upset that with how interesting this piece of trivia is, and how there’s not a damn thing I can do about it.

It’s so well thought out!

:D

Little fan art for Mushroom Oasis Visual novel and also because i got accepted into college for my biology bachelor :3

(also it funny to me how the mushroom boy is called Mychael, because people who study fungi organisms are called  mycologist :D)

Poor Elmo.

Is it just me or does Bruce look like a beautiful dancer in this Batman: Arkham Asylum end credit image?

Honestly, kinda more into Nightwing/fox.

I’m not much into furries or muscle dudes, but Were-Batman has something that would make me text him at 2am with a “you up?”.

@dc-reblog-blog makes a good point here-

Dude is crazy scary!

But...

I can fix him!

(Edited with love, by me)

(Original cover by Ivan Reis & Danny Miki for DC comics, Titans beast world #3)

I want to start being more active here specially in the Guardians of the Galaxy fandom, so, since a huge package is coming and I want to have the before and after, here is my collection of Guardians of the Galaxy (mainly Rocket Raccoon) as of today.

Missing the comics, a mask and the t shirts