any damian and tim bonding headcannons? since dc is utterly set on making them hate each other urgh
Once in a while Tim likes to knock Damian down a peg by reminding him he already discovered Batman and Robin's identity while Damian was in diapers
Damian showed up to Tim's room on a random Saturday afternoon. It took some prodding to figure out the petting zoo got a new goat, but the adults were busy and he wasn't accustomed to asking for "frivolous" things like that
Damian: "Do you have games on your phone?"
Tim, handing Damian his phone: "No"
Pet photoshoots are one thing, but consider: pet music videos
Damian is jealous of how the law keeps him from doing things meanwhile Tim has freedom as an emancipated minor. Tim responds by saying "haha loser"
Tim is in Camp "If you ruin Damian's excitement I'll frame you for tax fraud 4 months from now"
Tim's playlist gets put through the Damian Test, which is like Rotten Tomatoes except Damian plays it for Titus to see how he reacts. Tim has a solid 22% approval rate
Damian's a vegetarian but he'll still fight Tim over the wishbone
Damian stays inside with the dogs during Fourth of July fireworks. Tim swings by to drop a cup of hot chocolate and sneak his dirty laundry into Damian's hamper
Tim's favorite "-core" aesthetic is Microsoft Windows Landscape Screensaver Core. Damian's is Change Your Brother's Microsoft Windows Landscape Screensaver To A Lungfish Core
Tim let Damian drive home one night. Damian took two wrong exits, almost rear-ended a truck, and kept forgetting to use his blinker. When Tim said, "I thought you knew how to drive" Damian replied, "Yes. I never said I drove well. Come on, Drake, I can hardly reach the brakes" (Tim also had a small moment of being proud that Damian picked up his sense of humor)
Damian convinced Tim to chaperone his group on a class field trip to the harbor because Damian wanted to dig through the sludge for evidence on a case
When Damian tells him not to do something, that's when Tim stops and re-evaluates the kind of danger he's willing to put himself in
Tim's apartment was stocked with frozen pizza, coffee, Doritos, and Mountain Dew prior to moving in. Damian's housewarming gift was an apple
Damian occasionally peels and puts an orange on Tim's desk when he's gone too long without a snack
Unlike Dick, Tim doesn't censor himself around Damian, and unlike Jason, he doesn't avoid uncomfortable topics for the sake of not getting in trouble with Bruce. Thus, Tim taught Damian what the peach emoji actually means
Damian: "Drake, how do you like your egg?"
Tim: "Scrambled"
Damian: "Too bad. Pennyworth forbade me from cooking"
They veered from patrol on a side quest to try Jokerized seasoning on top of as many things as they could
Tim once napped through a Wayne Enterprises fire drill. He woke up to firefighters knocking at his window with Damian next to them making an L on his forehead
When Tim went off on a mission with Young Justice, Damian packed him a lunch box consisting of a loaf of bread, two 5-hour energy shots, a flash grenade, Cheese Viking band-aids, Damian's lucky pen, a fake ID, and a handwritten note saying "I'm stealing your pants. Don't expect them back"
ratatouille brother challenge
PMV OUT!! based on philza’s hardcore world >:D
@scyllas-revenge GIRL ONE OF MY PASSIONS IS EXPLORING THE PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL TOLLS OF A CHARACTER'S JOURNEY ON THEIR OUTWARD APPEARANCE
Boromir Lives AU: The Stylist's Continuity Sheet
Josh please I am insanely high on datura and I cannot handle whatever weirdass bible shit you wanna throw at me right now
Au where luke is absolutely shite at cooking but redeemed!vader has not had proper food in two decades + has an artificial digestive system that can digest anything so vader thinks luke's cooking is absolutely jawdroppingly amazing. Luke gives vader raw chicken topped with beans.... and vader's so proud of his (not) talented son. The food reminds him of padme because she was bad at cooking too. Vader experiencing that ratatouille food critic flashback scene except its with padme and both foods are absolutely rancid
crying because an elf prince, dwarf lord and a fucking king of men dropped everything and ran over 100 miles with barely any rest, to rescue a couple of halflings (who were worth nothing outside the shire, and functionally little more than a burden) because they were their friends.
screaming and throwing up because the golden boy of gondor, the steward's eldest son and his pride and joy; noble heir of the house of húrin, sacrificed his life for those self-same halflings
The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
You have a very interesting mind palace, Mr. Pale King.
Dick: [about Damian] Baby vibes, hold gentle, like hamburger
Jason: Bastard vibes, punt like football
Dick: No!
Tim: Yeet into the sun, perish like Icarus
Dick: NO!!!
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