So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
scps during pride month
035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER
reasurcher- so whos straigh?
049-(raises hand)
106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself
096- i like rainbows
166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS
Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)
682 and 079- (confused but supportive)
Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not
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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!
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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?
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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static
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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!
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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/
049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people
049: but can you do THIS?
*dies*
049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y
035- sometimes i think and sometimes
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035- I dont!
049- That still dosen't explain how you got taped to the ceiling
litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)
035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button
035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!
035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!
035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger
035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!
035- Well ya see im a bit worried about him
Random resecher- Why?
035- Well i walked into his room and i saw him huttled in the corrner with 4 bottles of wine, when i asked what he was doing he hissed and shouded, "MY LORD I AM BUT A DOCTOR TRYING TO CURE."
Resercher
035
Resercher- Lavender?
035- Lots
035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die
049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?
some of the best quotes from my discord
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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus
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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war
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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!
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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!
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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people
SCP quotes as things my friends said
035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?
049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot
079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK
096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*
106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days
173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing
682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?
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