My Hands Are So Small That Instead Of Fake Nails Making My Drawing Glove Uncomfortable, They Some How

my favorite improv game

k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).

me: *wails in dispair*

david: *laughing*

me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??

david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.

me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource

gods i've been unemployed and in pain for so long that the thought of going to an interview is making me explode

i saw a really pretty person at the store today.

they had what seemed to be a male body, but they looked really feminine. their makeup was stunning their nails were painted white and red, they wore really pretty earrings they said were from hottopic, and had the most gorgeous head of hair i've ever seen, five colors and curly in a "bi bob."

i didn't catch their name, but i hope they are living their best life.

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

highschool stories bc i'm bored !!!

we have a broken pregnancy dummy in the prop room

i've walked into the bathroom while kids are vaping multiple times,, the vapor really stings my eyes

because we are open campus, kids will drive home so smoke weed so they don't get caught on campus

we finally installed cameras last year. don't know why they waited 10 years but ok

we have a d&d class that doubles as english credits because the teacher has us read lotr for the whole semester

more than half of the students are lgbtq+ and i'm p sure all the teachers are accepting

a lot of students apply because they supply computers for them but then transfer when they realize they're in nerd school

it's perfectly normal to see people in inflatable dinosaur costumes

or those rubber unicorn heads

my school used to be a middle school, so we only have four hallways (which is nice bc i would def get lost in the two main schools)

the disabled kid got asked to prom by his crush :[[ he looked so happy

i dislocated my knee in the hallway and people just kinda,, stared as i crumpled to the ground

which i don't blame them for bc it was completely out of the blue but it made me feel bad for screaming lmao

someone carried an undertale blank file on a flashdrive so others could copy it to their laptops, along with minecraft and slime rancher

in my freshman year there was a bomb threat for like a week, and i know some parents forced their kids to still go to school (i was given the choice to stay home if i didn't feel safe)

there was a senior who kept flicking a lit lighter in peoples faces and he actually singed some of my hair off. i told the principal (only bc she was near by, i would've gone to the counselor otherwise) and that friend group hated me for the rest of the year simply because i didn't want any of them to get burned

my friends somehow convinced the dj at a dance to play a bts song so that was awesome

the zoology teacher brought cats onto campus and got them adopted in like 30 minutes (we named them cookies and cream)

there's one kid who will more often than not show up in soldier getups from all different eras, mainly wwii

if you hear megalovania playing that usually means that the auditorium is open for off the clock rehearsal