"You attract what you fear"
AH a 100k+ word slowburn enemies to lovers jegulus fic with background rosekiller, wolfstar, dorlene, pandalily, emmary, and xenopeter TERRIFYING
CHEM THE WAY YOURE LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHO TONY DINOZZO ISπ
... I think I clickbaited u or this is a joke bc I don't know who tf he is ππ my deepest fucking apologies girl π
hc that Remus lupin is allergic to almost everything
"Not all men" yeah, Remus lupin would never
have I should you lately Iβm obsessed with your blog
EVERYTIME I see it I have to admire it itβs so pretty
itβs an issue I cannot stop idk what it is
thank yewwwwwww ππ idk how to put it into words but I'm so grateful <33333333333
Im so reg and panda core π
tw: slurs, cuss words, and yeah
bc my fucking cramps hurt so bad and i wanna kill everyone and the economy is shit and i have to go to my conservative grandparents party ππ« but anywayssss
james: damn, my ex used to say this all the time, and he was literally james potter.
remus: fucking, he loves to insert it like 2 times in a sentence, ex "i fucking hate the fucking ___"
peter: piss, i feel like he just likes how it sounds, and he doesnt curse every two seconds, hes more complex sentences that sound like poetry.
sirius: faggot, one, because he loves it for some odd reason....and because he is one.
mary: bitches, dont ask, cant explain.
lily: arsehole, i feel like she likes to sound "smart" and you know, academic validation, so she doesnt curse unless in comfortable company. so she forsnt like to use the more harsh ones.
marlene: ho, she loves to say "hey hos!" and "ho is you cool?" and, dont forget "ho is this you?"
dorcas: pussy, because 1. she loves pussy, and 2. she loves to say to someone, with a deadpan face "pussy."
barty: whore..
pandora: wanker or twat, she is that one person that insults you until your crying, because she doesnt even care to use curse words, no instead she says, "you look like a goat and a blobfish mixed together."
evan: fuckface, yep i said it. unlike his sister, he loves to curse every two seconds, and during arguments. so much so, he can barley decide which one is his favorite, this is the one he uses the most though.
regulus: fuck or bullshit, haven't decided.
if you have anymore characters, tell me and ill make a part two!
I actually don't know
Hmmm, maybe they're a vacation spot π€
Jegulus?? In the wild?? Again???
Hmmmmmmm
I mean...
Ofc they did π₯°π₯°
Headcanon that Barty and Evan both had a crush on Regulus and formed a support group when Jegulus started dating and fell in love with each other instead
I fear I can relate only to Evan Rosier π
Downbadism is a disease that James Potter has
My new hear me out????
Reblog this if in the Goblet of Fire, you have a Crush on Victor Krum
This is the Actor Stanislav yanevski nowadays, pretty handsome, right?!!!
whats cookin good looking (but with more rizz)
Shes a ten but shes writing poetry with a taylor swift fountain pen
I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere-- Chappell Roan my beloved
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