If You Hc Ppl Straight, Yea No I Don't Care But If You Hc BARTY, REGULUS AND MARLENE Straight Fuck You

Draco Malfoy this Draco Malfoy that ok but what about Barty Crouch Jr

where u at now then

why couldn’t i just stay in japan bro

I need this fic bro if anyone does it I will legitimately kiss u thru the screen

Starchaser fic idea

Im gonna explain starting with the stuff that happens BEFORE the fic takes place

James and Regulus dated in highschool, but Regulus broke up with James at the end of James’s last year because he was considering rejecting huge offers from professional quidditch teams just to be closer to Regulus.

James gets dumped and has no reason to reject the offers anymore, so he plays for a really good professional team. He is heartbroken though because Regulus never explained why he dumped him, so in James’s mind, he dumped him for seemingly no reason. Regulus is just angry with James for almost rejecting the offers and guilty for breaking his heart and he’s just feeling all the feelings.

Fast-forward a few years (still before the fic), Regulus and James are both professional quidditch players, and James is married to Lily. Harry is born and shortly after, James gets a terrible injury and has to quit right at the height of his career. The baby and James’s injury put a strain on his and Lily’s marriage, so they eventually divorced.

Now fast forward YET AGAIN to when the fic ACTUALLY takes place

Harry is a teenager (maybe like 16) and James became and Auror. Hogwarts is doing a career day, so Regulus comes to represent quidditch. Harry goes up to him to ask questions and Regulus is like

“Damn, you look just like my ex boyfriend James”

And Harry is like

“YOU. THE REGULUS BLACK. DATED MY DAD???”

Regulus is shocked but also immediately fond of Harry (mostly because he’s so like James) so he starts to coach him. He tried to keep it professional and not even think about James, but one day Harry says something like

“I asked my dad about you two, all he said was that you dumped him but that it didn’t matter. Then he just went back to cooking dinner”

And Regulus is just like. Ouch. I fucked up, didn’t I? Because James Potter only acts like things don’t matter when they mean the world to him. He still doesn’t do anything though, because he doesn’t know how and he’s kind of scared.

The final nail in the coffin is when Draco is picking up Harry from practice and they remind him SO MUCH of him and James that he just. Can’t take it.

Anyways he talks to James and they make up (and or out) yada yada old man yaoi (they’re both like 37) all that good stuff.

Thoughts?

(Also this goes without saying, but there will be absolutely ZERO Lily Evans bashing)

oml I remember crying in front of the mirror when I was 10 and would check the scale everyday

Is this oversharing? Oui but like, I'm better now

reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were 16

marlene 'DID YOU HEAR ME?? PLAY THE FREAKING BEAT' mckinnon

peter ‘get it like rom-pom-pom-pom’ pettigrew

remus ‘get it hot like Papa John’ lupin

sirius ‘make a bitch go on and on’ black

james ‘its a femininomenon’ potter

why my hand shaky

lil galentines treat

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

my roman empire right here <33

James’s fav nicknames: reg, darling, my love, sweetness etc etc

Vs Regulus

Regulus: James

James: omg.

Regulus: you didn’t hear that

James: YOU CALLED ME JAMES INSTEAD OF POTTERRRRRR

tumblr taylors version

omg im so happy i have tumblr on my computer instead of mobile cause wtf is tumblr tv???